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Holiday Cheer Card (Chemically Enhanced)

Minimalist greeting card with Christmas humor and mental health twist.Minimalist greeting card with Christmas humor and mental health twist.

Holiday Cheer Card (Chemically Enhanced)

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“Well, F*ck” – The Most Honest Sympathy Card

Funny dark humor greeting card with lily of the valley and relatable expletive.

“Well, F*ck” – The Most Honest Sympathy Card

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'Till Death and Beyond Card

Funny Valentine’s or anniversary card with illustrated ghost and eternal love quote.

'Till Death and Beyond Card

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The GPS Star of Bethlehem Christmas Card

Bold and cheeky holiday card featuring camels, kings, and a modern navigation twist.

The GPS Star of Bethlehem Christmas Card

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Unhinged Bakesale Card

Sarcastic greeting card with a competitive baking twist and bold pink retro design.

Unhinged Bakesale Card

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Shitty Times Require Honest Cards

White support card with blue text, delivering funny but heartfelt encouragement for tough situations.

Shitty Times Require Honest Cards

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Cheesy Wisdom Card

Cheeky self-love greeting card with pizza quote printed in elegant red font on recycled paper.

Cheesy Wisdom Card

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Cheers Greeting Card

Illustrated cocktail card with cheerful drink designs, olives, and “Cheers” text.

Cheers Greeting Card

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Weird Together Forever Card

Playful illustrated card with a flag design that reads "Weird Together Forever."

Weird Together Forever Card

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You Are My Greatest Gift Bunny Card

Retro bunny-themed card with hand-drawn hugging bunnies and the message "You Are My Greatest Gift."

You Are My Greatest Gift Bunny Card

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Flamingo Floatie Have a Wet and Wild Birthday Card

Retro flamingo-themed birthday card with hand-drawn illustration of a flamingo float and cocktail, featuring vibrant colors and the message "Have a Wet & Wild Birthday."

Flamingo Floatie Have a Wet and Wild Birthday Card

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Thank You Blooms & Shrooms Card

Retro thank you card with hand-drawn smiling mushrooms and flowers, featuring vibrant colors and the message "Thank You."

Thank You Blooms & Shrooms Card

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Eighth Wonder Mother's Day Card

Retro-styled Mother's Day card with vintage goddess theme and humorous text.

Eighth Wonder Mother's Day Card

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Season's Greetings Arctic Animals Card

Cute and colorful holiday card featuring whimsical illustrations of Arctic animals and a cheerful holiday message.

Season's Greetings Arctic Animals Card

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You’re Birthday is a Reason to Smile Robot Card

Cute and colorful birthday card featuring whimsical robot illustrations and a fun message.

You’re Birthday is a Reason to Smile Robot Card

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I Ain't Lion Birthday Card

Retro lion birthday card with colorful hand-drawn design and humorous pun "Your Birthday is the Mane Event and I Sure Ain't Lion."

I Ain't Lion Birthday Card

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Elephant Thank You Card

Retro elephant thank you card with colorful hand-drawn design and heartfelt message "Thank you for your love and kindness."

Elephant Thank You Card

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You're Killer Orca Greeting Card

Retro "You're Killer" card with hand-drawn killer whale design and vibrant colors, perfect for sending encouragement.

You're Killer Orca Greeting Card

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Thank You Retro Neon Greeting Card

Retro thank you card with hand-drawn rainbows and planets, featuring vibrant colors and the message "Thank You."

Thank You Retro Neon Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To a True Work of Art Card

Birthday card with an illustration of a wooden artist's mannequin painting, surrounded by colorful art supplies, under the caption "Happy Birthday to a True Work of Art."

Happy Birthday To a True Work of Art Card

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Happy Birthday Lookin' Sharp Shark Birthday Card

Colorful birthday card displaying a cartoon shark with 'Happy Birthday' in bold letters at the top and 'Lookin' Sharp!' in a speech bubble, set against a vibrant yellow and purple sunset background.

Happy Birthday Lookin' Sharp Shark Birthday Card

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