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An owl, but make it fashion week in a parallel universe..⁣.⁣.⁣.⁣.⁣#ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #owlart #colorfulillustration #whimsicalart

A haiku, but make it New York.
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Concept: a girl gang that hunts and rounds up the gestapo. We have matching jackets and make the bad men cry. We are ironically called NICE.
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I set up alerts for fraud, spending limits, and emotional collapse. Technically, two of them work.
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#ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #emotionaloverdraft #emotionalcurrency #modernmoneyproblems

Hi @delta i’m on flight 2396 and there is a man clipping his nails 2 seats next to me so this might be my last communication as a free woman
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When it’s a snow day so you start decluttering your drunk drawers and then you’re like “oh maybe yeah I can make something artistic out of this…” and then all of a sudden 7 hours go by and you’re like wtf did I ju

Going to miss my nice little existential crisis from refilling my MetroCard. Now it’s just tap, pay, and cry in silence.
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#ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #nycnostalgia #subwayaesthetics #endofanera #mtafarewell #metrocardsaga #t

I face-swapped on my IG feed with Taylor Swift once and it performed alarmingly well. Now she’s on Disney+ and I’ve returned—older, weirder… and still very committed to the bit. Is this creativity? Is this emotional regressio

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It’s giving Scandinavian design meets late-stage capitalism breakdown. Just a little tray… with a big ask.
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Cookie Monster entered his Fauvist period and frankly, the art market wasn’t ready. Sotheby’s called it “deliriously unhinged.” He called it Monday.
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Today, I emailed a psychiatrist and a celebrity medium. Whoever gets back to me first wins, and that’s how we do self care in the Year of Our Lord 2026.
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