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View fullsize Hi @delta i’m on flight 2396 and there is a man clipping his nails 2 seats next to me so this might be my last communication as a free woman .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #airplanemodeon #traumaprocessingclub #milehighdrama
View fullsize When it’s a snow day so you start decluttering your drunk drawers and then you’re like “oh maybe yeah I can make something artistic out of this…” and then all of a sudden 7 hours go by and you’re like wtf did I ju
View fullsize Going to miss my nice little existential crisis from refilling my MetroCard. Now it’s just tap, pay, and cry in silence. .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #nycnostalgia #subwayaesthetics #endofanera #mtafarewell #metrocardsaga #t
View fullsize I face-swapped on my IG feed with Taylor Swift once and it performed alarmingly well. Now she’s on Disney+ and I’ve returned—older, weirder… and still very committed to the bit. Is this creativity? Is this emotional regressio
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View fullsize It’s giving Scandinavian design meets late-stage capitalism breakdown. Just a little tray… with a big ask. .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #conceptualdecor #textbasedart #modernhomevibes #artmeetsdesign #dailyreminder #e
View fullsize Cookie Monster entered his Fauvist period and frankly, the art market wasn’t ready. Sotheby’s called it “deliriously unhinged.” He called it Monday. .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #popartdaily #contemporaryar
View fullsize Today, I emailed a psychiatrist and a celebrity medium. Whoever gets back to me first wins, and that’s how we do self care in the Year of Our Lord 2026. .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #modernrituals #burnoutbutmakeitfashion #m
View fullsize BREAKING NEWS: The Universe has never heard of fiscal responsibility. Meanwhile, you’re out here politely asking for crumbs like a Victorian orphan in a recession. DEMAND THE METAPHORICAL LOBSTER. .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsar
View fullsize Finally…pens that scream “I’m emotionally available and professionally exhausted.” Excellent for gifts, breakups, or “just because” moments when you want to tell someone, “Here, be sad…but chic about
View fullsize This weather and time of year really separates the true alcoholics from the casual drinkers—and the citrus garnishers from the clinically unwell. .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #ksoriginalart #kristinsimmonsart #contemporaryartdaily #artwithattitude #emotional
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