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Quick Question Are You F*cking Kidding Me? Plate A vintage floral china plate featuring bold black text that reads, "quick question are you f***ing kidding me," contrasting traditional elegance with modern sarcasm. hilarious-satirical-plate.jpg
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Don't Worry It Get's Worse Plate Decorative ceramic plate with orange floral detailing and the darkly humorous phrase “Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse.”
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Please Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Because Idk Either Plate Ironic decorative plate with floral trim and text reading “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either.”
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Wear the Outfit You Are the Occcasion Plate Whimsical vintage-style plate featuring floral details and the empowering quote "Wear the outfit, you are the occasion."
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Coffee Because Meth is Bad Plate Funny decorative plate featuring the phrase "Coffee Because Meth Is Bad" with colorful floral accents.
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Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me Banner Humorous red banner with bold white text reading, "Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me," ideal for quirky home decor. Bold typography art in red and white with a humorous statement about teenagers, great for modern home decor. Red wall hanging with a funny, sarcastic message about teenagers, perfect for adding humor to any room.
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I’m Just Here to Establish My Alibi Plate Humorous decorative plate featuring a floral design and dark humor statement for quirky home decor. Irreverent wall art in the form of a vintage-style plate with floral patterns and playful text.
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If at First You Don’t Succeed it’s Only Attempted Murder Plate Vintage-style decorative plate with floral design and the humorous text "If at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder."
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If I’m Murdered Just Know I Talked Shit 'til the Bitter End Plate Humorous decorative plate featuring a floral design and a bold statement for edgy home decor. Irreverent wall art in the form of a vintage-style plate with floral patterns and dark humor text.
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I Will Not Tolerate Your Bullshit But I Wish You Peace Sticker Playful and edgy sticker with a bold statement and poppy flower design in pink and red.
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I Don't Need Therapy I Need a Trip to Italy Mug White mug with red interior and handle, featuring text "I don't need therapy I need a trip to Italy" with a blue airplane graphic. White mug with red interior, featuring text "I don't need therapy I need a trip to Italy", is resting on a wooden board.
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View fullsize Dinner party RSVP: me, a fork, and the ghost of a 2003 Claire’s employee who whispers “accessorize or die” into my dreams.
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View fullsize When your sneakers and the hyacinths are both extra—synergy.
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View fullsize Somewhere between a Monet painting and a midlife crisis.
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View fullsize My artwork: years of work, passion, and effort. My face: genetics and decent lighting. Guess which one Instagram prefers. No, really—guess.
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View fullsize Swiftly back to high school, but this time with more eyeliner and less homework.
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