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Hand-Painted Flower Bloom Candles Decorative dinner candles with bold floral patterns on soft ivory wax, ideal for gifting. Artistic taper candles featuring vibrant hand-painted flowers, perfect for spring decor.
Hand-Painted Flower Bloom Candles
$50.00
Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse Plate Delicate floral plate with the bold phrase “don’t worry it gets worse” for quirky decor lovers. Ceramic decorative plate featuring sarcastic message in bold black text with floral border.
Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse Plate
$45.00
Hand-Painted Green & White Floral Taper Candles Decorative wax candle set featuring hand-painted florals in green and white; two candles included. Green and white botanical candle pair with floral art; decorative wax set includes two candles.
Hand-Painted Green & White Floral Taper Candles
$50.00
Hand-Painted Vine Candles Decorative botanical candle set featuring lush leaf designs; set of 2, shown with four for visuals. White taper candles wrapped in hand-painted greenery; listing for set of 2 shown with four for style.
Hand-Painted Vine Candles
$50.00
Hand-Painted Floral Stem Candles Colorful flower-painted taper candles with whimsical botanical artwork on creamy wax. Elegant botanical candles with spring flower motifs, ideal for unique table settings.
Hand-Painted Floral Stem Candles
$50.00
Serving it Up Straight Plate
$50.00
Be Nice or Leave Banner Vintage school-style pennant with encouraging words and hand-lettered charm. Black felt flag with positive message and floral graphics for uplifting home decor.
Be Nice or Leave Banner
$40.00
Lovers Forever Banner Vintage-inspired felt pennant with a sentimental message of lasting love. Red wall banner with white cursive text that reads 'I'll be loving you forever!', romantic home decor by Kristin Simmons, displayed above a white fireplace with red roses and candles.
Lovers Forever Banner
$65.00
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Stay Weird Banner Handmade typography banner with a funny and inspirational statement.
Stay Weird Banner
$50.00
Ask Tough Questions Banner Motivational wall art encouraging critical thinking and fearless inquiry.
Ask Tough Questions Banner
$50.00
Grit and Grind Banner Yellow and black felt pennant with a work ethic message, perfect for rustic decor.
Grit and Grind Banner
$40.00
Manners Matter Banner Funny wall hanging with bold message combining southern hospitality and house rules. Fabric sign with modern rustic charm and the phrase “All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right.” Funny Southern hospitality sign with bold typography on a handmade felt pennant.
Manners Matter Banner
$65.00
Color Outside the Lines Banner Motivational wall art featuring a playful and vibrant message for creatives. Color Outside the Lines banner with bold, multicolor typography on a black background, modern wall art above a green velvet sofa in a minimalist living room.
Color Outside the Lines Banner
$50.00
Winning not Whining Banner Motivational wall art featuring bright colors and an uplifting message for daily inspiration.
Winning not Whining Banner
$65.00
Emotional Support Banner Encouraging wall decor with a heartfelt message of support on soft felt fabric. Retro-style 'HERE FOR YOU' banner in bold red and blue text, wall art by Kristin Simmons, displayed in a modern living room with green chair and side table.
Emotional Support Banner
$55.00
Overthinkers Annonymous Banner Quirky office decor with a witty phrase, perfect for overthinkers and intellectuals.
Overthinkers Annonymous Banner
$50.00
No Risk No Reward Banner Motivational wall art featuring the phrase "Comfort Is a Slow Death" in striking typography. Comfort zone warning banner with strong visual impact and motivational message on a wall.
No Risk No Reward Banner
$65.00
Last Call, Let's Go Banner Statement wall art featuring a witty message about post-party plans.
Last Call, Let's Go Banner
$65.00
Quick Question Are You F*cking Kidding Me? Plate Elegant floral plate with the sarcastic message "Quick Question: Are You Kidding Me?"" A vintage floral china plate featuring bold black text that reads, "quick question are you f***ing kidding me," contrasting traditional elegance with modern sarcasm.
Quick Question Are You F*cking Kidding Me? Plate
$45.00
Please Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Because Idk Either Plate Decorative vintage plate with humorous text reading, "Please don’t ask how I’m doing because IDK either." Ironic decorative plate with floral trim and text reading “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either.”
Please Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Because Idk Either Plate
$35.00
Wear the Outfit You Are the Occasion Plate Witty statement plate featuring the phrase “wear the outfit you are the occasion” in bold text, with floral accents. Whimsical vintage-style plate featuring floral details and the empowering quote "Wear the outfit, you are the occasion."
Wear the Outfit You Are the Occasion Plate
$40.00
Coffee Because Meth is Bad Plate Funny decorative plate featuring the phrase "Coffee because meth is bad." Funny decorative plate featuring the phrase "Coffee Because Meth Is Bad" with colorful floral accents.
Coffee Because Meth is Bad Plate
$40.00
Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me Banner Quirky and humorous red banner reading, "Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me," perfect for a conversation starter. Humorous red banner with bold white text reading, "Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me," ideal for quirky home decor. Bold typography art in red and white with a humorous statement about teenagers, great for modern home decor. Red wall hanging with a funny, sarcastic message about teenagers, perfect for adding humor to any room.
Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me Banner
$60.00
I’m Just Here to Establish My Alibi Plate Vintage-style decorative plate with floral design and the humorous text "I'm just here to establish my alibi." Humorous decorative plate featuring a floral design and dark humor statement for quirky home decor. Irreverent wall art in the form of a vintage-style plate with floral patterns and playful text.
I’m Just Here to Establish My Alibi Plate
$35.00
If at First You Don’t Succeed it’s Only Attempted Murder Plate Decorative vintage plate with humorous text in the center reading "If at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder." Vintage-style decorative plate with floral design and the humorous text "If at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder."
If at First You Don’t Succeed it’s Only Attempted Murder Plate
$45.00
If I’m Murdered Just Know I Talked Shit 'til the Bitter End Plate Vintage-style decorative plate with a floral design and the humorous text "If I'm murdered just know I talked shit til the bitter end." Humorous decorative plate featuring a floral design and a bold statement for edgy home decor. Irreverent wall art in the form of a vintage-style plate with floral patterns and dark humor text.
If I’m Murdered Just Know I Talked Shit 'til the Bitter End Plate
$45.00
BDSM Note Cube Yellow note cube with bold "BDSM" acronym for Business Development, Sales and Marketing on an office desk. Top-down view of a yellow BDSM - Business Development, Sales and Marketing note cube. Kristin Simmons' note cube with "BDSM - Business Development, Sales and Marketing" text on a yellow background, close-up view. Artistic setting of Kristin Simmons' yellow BDSM note cube for Business Development, Sales and Marketing on geometric steps.
BDSM Note Cube
$35.00
I Don't Need Therapy I Need a Trip to Italy Mug White mug with red interior, featuring text "I don't need therapy I need a trip to Italy", is resting on a wooden board. White mug with red interior and handle, featuring text "I don't need therapy I need a trip to Italy" with a blue airplane graphic. White mug with red interior, featuring text "I don't need therapy I need a trip to Italy", is resting on a wooden board.
I Don't Need Therapy I Need a Trip to Italy Mug
$25.00

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