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Mr. Brightside Sticker – For Your Unhinged Era
$12.00
I Will Not Tolerate Your Bullshit...Sticker Bold sticker with the quote "I Will Not Tolerate Your Bullshit But I Wish You Peace" in pink and red, featuring a poppy flower. Playful and edgy sticker with a bold statement and poppy flower design in pink and red.
I Will Not Tolerate Your Bullshit...Sticker
$10.00
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Super Mentally Stable Sticker Pastel sticker with cute cartoon cat and the words “Super Mentally Stable” in pink and blue text. Funny mental health sticker featuring kawaii cat with a bow and sarcastic emotional message.
Super Mentally Stable Sticker
$6.00
"Houston - I Have So Many Problems" Sticker Round blue sticker with red NASA-style swoosh and mental health humor quote. NASA parody sticker with space background and funny quote about having too many problems.
"Houston - I Have So Many Problems" Sticker
$6.00
Funny Excel pun sticker reading “Freak in the Sheets” with green spreadsheet background. Nerdy spreadsheet sticker with Excel logo and bold joke text for office humor.
Freak in the (spread)sheets Sticker
$6.00
Everyday is Halloween Sticker Kawaii spooky sticker with cute pumpkins and candy corn on pink background. Every day is Halloween sticker with ghosts and pumpkins for quirky decoration. Stack of pink Halloween-themed stickers with ghosts, candy corn, bats, and pumpkins, featuring the phrase “Every day is Halloween in my spooky scary brain!”
Everyday is Halloween Sticker
$8.00
The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker Colorful vinyl sticker with glitter accents and floral design featuring a funny survival quote. Round sticker with smiling flower and the phrase “The Horrors Persist, But So Do I” in retro font.
The Horrors Persist But So Do I Sticker
$6.00
Retro-style sticker with colorful flowers and the quote “Awkward in the Streets, Asleep in the Sheets.” Funny 70s font vinyl sticker in purple, pink, and yellow with a quirky personality quote.
Awkward in the Streets, Asleep in the Sheets Sticker
$6.00
Fighting the Urge Sticker Heart-shaped sticker with retro font saying “Constantly Fighting the Urge to Post Melodramatic Song Lyrics.” Funny emotional vinyl sticker with colorful heart and bold yellow text.
Fighting the Urge Sticker
$6.00
Have the Day You Deserve Sticker Funny snarky sticker featuring melting smiley face and trippy psychedelic design. Vinyl sticker with sarcastic quote “Have the Day You Deserve” and colorful mandala background.
Have the Day You Deserve Sticker
$6.00
Motivational sticker shaped like a ticket with the quote “One Life – Live It!” Retro ticket-style sticker with inspirational quotes and a bold red design.
One Life Sticker
$6.00
Emotionally Dead but Still Cute Sticker Pink vinyl sticker with red text saying “Emotionally Dead But Still Cute” and small ghosts and flowers. Cute and funny sticker with burnout humor featuring pastel ghosts and hearts.
Emotionally Dead but Still Cute Sticker
$6.00
Colorful heart-shaped sticker saying “Silently Screaming Inside” with a playful retro vibe. Quirky sticker featuring colorful heart and anxious phrase in bold lettering.
Silently Screaming Inside Sticker
$6.00
Easily Distracted Sticker Whimsical ADHD humor sticker featuring a unicorn under a rainbow on a pink background. Cute pastel sticker with a rainbow unicorn and the phrase “Easily Distracted” in bubble letters.
Easily Distracted Sticker
$6.00
Feel Weird on the Couch Sticker Retro vinyl sticker that says “Time to Go Home and Feel Weird on the Couch” in bold colors. Mid-century style sticker featuring humorous text in psychedelic colors.
Feel Weird on the Couch Sticker
$6.00
Anxiety Club Sticker Funny retro pastel sticker reading “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” with cute symbols. Aesthetic mental health awareness sticker with rainbow colors and vintage text.
Anxiety Club Sticker
$6.00
Lucille Bluth Keychain Bright orange key ring with banana icon and iconic Lucille Bluth quote from Arrested Development. Orange motel-style keychain with banana graphic and funny quote from Arrested Development.
Lucille Bluth Keychain
$20.00
Heart-Shaped Roy Kent Sticker Bright red heart-shaped sticker with “Roy Kent” text, ideal for laptops or water bottles. Funny Roy Kent sticker in the shape of a red heart, inspired by Ted Lasso character.
Heart-Shaped Roy Kent Sticker
$6.00
Holy Water Sizzle Sticker Snarky spiritual sticker with decorative border and sarcastic religious text. Blue and white sticker featuring humorous holy water quote for the spiritually unbothered.
Holy Water Sizzle Sticker
$5.00
Beautiful and Annoyed Keychain Funny retro-style key tag with sparkles, red script, and floral design. Glitter acrylic keychain with red text reading “Beautiful and Annoyed” and a rose illustration.
Beautiful and Annoyed Keychain
$20.00
Caffination Dissociation Sticker Sarcastic vinyl sticker for mental health humor lovers, featuring coffee, clouds, and anxious vibes. Humorous aesthetic sticker reading “Caffeinated and Dissociated” with illustrated cup and rainbow.
Caffination Dissociation Sticker
$5.00
"Could A Depressed Person Make This?" Sticker Whimsical sticker with quirky animal art and darkly humorous self-aware quote. Funny sticker with cartoon bear holding a “Scoot or Die” worm drawing and sarcastic mental health message.
"Could A Depressed Person Make This?" Sticker
$6.00
I’ve Been Killing Them with Kindness...Keychain Trendy and sassy keychain with dark humor, ideal for witty everyday accessories. Black retro motel-style keychain with white text that reads, “I’ve been killing them with kindness, when do they die?”
I’ve Been Killing Them with Kindness...Keychain
$20.00
Funny and edgy keychain with "What a Fcked Up Time to Be Alive" printed in blue. Motel-style keychain with the phrase "What a Fcked Up Time to Be Alive" in bold blue letters. White motel-style keychain with irreverent phrase for adults, on a pink glitter background.
What a F*cked Up Time to Be Alive Keychain
$20.00
I'll Unpack This Later in Therapy Luggage Tag White luggage tag on a suitcase with the text "I'll unpack this later in Therapy" and a cartoon flower. Luggage tag with a whimsical flower and "I'll unpack this later in Therapy" slogan, on a desk next to a passport. Back of a white luggage tag showing space for personal information. A luggage tag with a cartoon flower and the text "I'll unpack this later in Therapy" hangs on a suitcase.
I'll Unpack This Later in Therapy Luggage Tag
$20.00
Divorced Parents Survivor Hat Person wearing a black cap with the phrase "divorced parents survivor" in white lettering. Black baseball cap with the text "divorced parents survivor" in white on the front. Male model wearing a black cap with "divorced parents survivor" written in white is looking to the side. An angled view of a black baseball cap with "divorced parents survivor" written in white text on the front.
Divorced Parents Survivor Hat
$35.00

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