This card proves once and for all that you can, in fact, calculate apathy. It's for anyone who’s ever explained basic emotional math to a Tommy—and still watched him miss the point.
📊 Hilariously sarcastic graph-based humor: Features a retro office scene with the cold hard math of zero emotional investment.
🖨️ Vintage computer art meets modern apathy: Because nothing says “I don’t care” like a pie chart created in 1987.
😒 Perfect for coworkers, friends, or burned-out humans: Whether it's a birthday, resignation, or just another day in hell—I mean, the office—this card hits the mark.
🧠 Dark humor printed with precision: A masterclass in snark, stats, and not giving a single measurable damn.
This card is peak adulting energy: a professional-looking pie chart that delivers an emotional mic drop. It's the corporate equivalent of flipping a table—just way more printable.
This card proves once and for all that you can, in fact, calculate apathy. It's for anyone who’s ever explained basic emotional math to a Tommy—and still watched him miss the point.
📊 Hilariously sarcastic graph-based humor: Features a retro office scene with the cold hard math of zero emotional investment.
🖨️ Vintage computer art meets modern apathy: Because nothing says “I don’t care” like a pie chart created in 1987.
😒 Perfect for coworkers, friends, or burned-out humans: Whether it's a birthday, resignation, or just another day in hell—I mean, the office—this card hits the mark.
🧠 Dark humor printed with precision: A masterclass in snark, stats, and not giving a single measurable damn.
This card is peak adulting energy: a professional-looking pie chart that delivers an emotional mic drop. It's the corporate equivalent of flipping a table—just way more printable.
