Some feelings are complex. This is not one of them. The 15% of Zero Fcks Card* delivers a masterclass in mathematical certainty, proving that no matter how many percentages, charts, or workplace presentations you apply, zero remains zero. Equal parts office humor, existential exhaustion, and vintage corporate absurdity, it's the perfect card for anyone who has simply run out of emotional inventory.
📊 Front Message: "As you can see, Tommy, 15% of zero fcks is still zero fcks that are given. Get it?"
😂 Humor Style: Dry, sarcastic, office-inspired humor
💼 Design Style: Vintage workplace illustration with retro corporate graphics
📈 Tone: Deadpan, cynical, and mathematically accurate
✍️ Inside: Blank for your personal message
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card and envelope
Coworkers surviving endless meetings, friends experiencing burnout, recent retirees, office rebels, overworked managers, and anyone who's ever responded to a crisis with a long stare and absolutely no enthusiasm. Also ideal for birthdays, resignations, promotions, or any occasion that calls for a professionally documented lack of concern.
Because few things are funnier than presenting complete emotional disengagement as a carefully researched business report. The 15% of Zero Fcks Card* combines retro office nostalgia with universal adult exhaustion, creating a card that's equal parts relatable and ridiculous. It's the perfect way to acknowledge life's chaos while making it clear that your recipient has officially reached the point where caring is no longer included in the budget.
Some feelings are complex. This is not one of them. The 15% of Zero Fcks Card* delivers a masterclass in mathematical certainty, proving that no matter how many percentages, charts, or workplace presentations you apply, zero remains zero. Equal parts office humor, existential exhaustion, and vintage corporate absurdity, it's the perfect card for anyone who has simply run out of emotional inventory.
📊 Front Message: "As you can see, Tommy, 15% of zero fcks is still zero fcks that are given. Get it?"
😂 Humor Style: Dry, sarcastic, office-inspired humor
💼 Design Style: Vintage workplace illustration with retro corporate graphics
📈 Tone: Deadpan, cynical, and mathematically accurate
✍️ Inside: Blank for your personal message
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card and envelope
Coworkers surviving endless meetings, friends experiencing burnout, recent retirees, office rebels, overworked managers, and anyone who's ever responded to a crisis with a long stare and absolutely no enthusiasm. Also ideal for birthdays, resignations, promotions, or any occasion that calls for a professionally documented lack of concern.
Because few things are funnier than presenting complete emotional disengagement as a carefully researched business report. The 15% of Zero Fcks Card* combines retro office nostalgia with universal adult exhaustion, creating a card that's equal parts relatable and ridiculous. It's the perfect way to acknowledge life's chaos while making it clear that your recipient has officially reached the point where caring is no longer included in the budget.
