Holiday Cheer Card (Chemically Enhanced)
Description
The snow is falling, your family’s texting, and this card gets it. A brutally honest holiday greeting for the overextended, the overcaffeinated, and anyone spending Christmas in a haze of forced joy and pharmaceuticals.
Features
❄️ Funny holiday card: Reads “Oh, the weather outside is frightful / But this Xanax is just delightful” – a jingle bell banger for the mentally maxed out.
💊 Unfiltered festive humor: Pokes fun at seasonal stress with a wink and a tiny white pill of truth.
🎄 Minimalist design, maximum chaos: Classic red and green font styling that screams "I tried" while quietly crying inside.
🎁 Perfect for friends who are done: A great pick for that one friend who's already counting down to January 2nd.
What Makes This Great
It’s the card version of wrapping yourself in a weighted blanket and muting your family group chat. Cathartic, accurate, and mildly inappropriate—just like the holidays.
Description
The snow is falling, your family’s texting, and this card gets it. A brutally honest holiday greeting for the overextended, the overcaffeinated, and anyone spending Christmas in a haze of forced joy and pharmaceuticals.
Features
❄️ Funny holiday card: Reads “Oh, the weather outside is frightful / But this Xanax is just delightful” – a jingle bell banger for the mentally maxed out.
💊 Unfiltered festive humor: Pokes fun at seasonal stress with a wink and a tiny white pill of truth.
🎄 Minimalist design, maximum chaos: Classic red and green font styling that screams "I tried" while quietly crying inside.
🎁 Perfect for friends who are done: A great pick for that one friend who's already counting down to January 2nd.
What Makes This Great
It’s the card version of wrapping yourself in a weighted blanket and muting your family group chat. Cathartic, accurate, and mildly inappropriate—just like the holidays.
Description
The snow is falling, your family’s texting, and this card gets it. A brutally honest holiday greeting for the overextended, the overcaffeinated, and anyone spending Christmas in a haze of forced joy and pharmaceuticals.
Features
❄️ Funny holiday card: Reads “Oh, the weather outside is frightful / But this Xanax is just delightful” – a jingle bell banger for the mentally maxed out.
💊 Unfiltered festive humor: Pokes fun at seasonal stress with a wink and a tiny white pill of truth.
🎄 Minimalist design, maximum chaos: Classic red and green font styling that screams "I tried" while quietly crying inside.
🎁 Perfect for friends who are done: A great pick for that one friend who's already counting down to January 2nd.
What Makes This Great
It’s the card version of wrapping yourself in a weighted blanket and muting your family group chat. Cathartic, accurate, and mildly inappropriate—just like the holidays.
