Because who needs sleep when you can spiral instead? This floral porcelain plate captures the bedtime routine of overthinkers everywhere: cozy up, lie down, and catastrophize until dawn.
🌙 Funny porcelain anxiety plate with floral flair: It’s like a bedtime story written by your anxiety and edited by your therapist (who is definitely worried about you).
💤 Relatable insomnia quote art for chaotic sleepers: “Counting sheep” is out. “Mentally preparing for 43 disasters that haven’t happened yet”? In.
🎁 Perfect satirical insomnia gift for anxious minds: A hilarious, decorative cry for help that doubles as quirky wall art.
🖼️ Dark humor decorative plate with pastel deception: Looks soft and soothing… until you read it and realize you’ve been emotionally seen.
It’s not just a plate—it’s a coping mechanism. Equal parts humor and panic, this dish is basically a decorative manifestation of your 3am brain and, honestly, it deserves to be admired (and possibly sedated).
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
Because who needs sleep when you can spiral instead? This floral porcelain plate captures the bedtime routine of overthinkers everywhere: cozy up, lie down, and catastrophize until dawn.
🌙 Funny porcelain anxiety plate with floral flair: It’s like a bedtime story written by your anxiety and edited by your therapist (who is definitely worried about you).
💤 Relatable insomnia quote art for chaotic sleepers: “Counting sheep” is out. “Mentally preparing for 43 disasters that haven’t happened yet”? In.
🎁 Perfect satirical insomnia gift for anxious minds: A hilarious, decorative cry for help that doubles as quirky wall art.
🖼️ Dark humor decorative plate with pastel deception: Looks soft and soothing… until you read it and realize you’ve been emotionally seen.
It’s not just a plate—it’s a coping mechanism. Equal parts humor and panic, this dish is basically a decorative manifestation of your 3am brain and, honestly, it deserves to be admired (and possibly sedated).
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
