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Witty statement plate featuring the phrase “wear the outfit you are the occasion” in bold text, with floral accents. Image 1 of 2
Witty statement plate featuring the phrase “wear the outfit you are the occasion” in bold text, with floral accents.
Whimsical vintage-style plate featuring floral details and the empowering quote "Wear the outfit, you are the occasion." Image 2 of 2
Whimsical vintage-style plate featuring floral details and the empowering quote "Wear the outfit, you are the occasion."
Witty statement plate featuring the phrase “wear the outfit you are the occasion” in bold text, with floral accents.
Whimsical vintage-style plate featuring floral details and the empowering quote "Wear the outfit, you are the occasion."

Wear the Outfit You Are the Occcasion Plate

$40.00

Description

Who needs a dress code when you’re already the main event? This witty plate boldly declares “wear the outfit you are the occasion,” reminding you that every meal is an opportunity to shine. Whether you’re serving cereal or a five-course meal, this plate adds some quirky flair to your dining experience – because, let’s be real, you are the occasion.

Features

  • 🍽️ Charming Design with a Bold Message: Subtle floral details frame the powerful message, because why shouldn’t your dinnerware have a little sass?

  • 🌿 High-Quality Ceramic: A sturdy plate that’s perfect for serving both snacks and wisdom, day in and day out.

  • ✨ Perfect for All Occasions (or Lack Thereof): Whether it's a birthday party or a Tuesday, you’ll always be the star of the table.

  • 🎁 Ideal Gift for Fashionistas and Foodies Alike: A playful, witty plate that makes an excellent gift for anyone who loves to mix humor with their home decor.

What Makes This Great

This isn't your grandma's plate. It's a statement, a declaration, a reminder that you're always the main event, regardless of what you're wearing or what you're eating. This plate takes all the pressure off and lets you shine in your most casual, charming way. Perfect for those who prefer their home decor with a side of humor and inspiration.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

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Description

Who needs a dress code when you’re already the main event? This witty plate boldly declares “wear the outfit you are the occasion,” reminding you that every meal is an opportunity to shine. Whether you’re serving cereal or a five-course meal, this plate adds some quirky flair to your dining experience – because, let’s be real, you are the occasion.

Features

  • 🍽️ Charming Design with a Bold Message: Subtle floral details frame the powerful message, because why shouldn’t your dinnerware have a little sass?

  • 🌿 High-Quality Ceramic: A sturdy plate that’s perfect for serving both snacks and wisdom, day in and day out.

  • ✨ Perfect for All Occasions (or Lack Thereof): Whether it's a birthday party or a Tuesday, you’ll always be the star of the table.

  • 🎁 Ideal Gift for Fashionistas and Foodies Alike: A playful, witty plate that makes an excellent gift for anyone who loves to mix humor with their home decor.

What Makes This Great

This isn't your grandma's plate. It's a statement, a declaration, a reminder that you're always the main event, regardless of what you're wearing or what you're eating. This plate takes all the pressure off and lets you shine in your most casual, charming way. Perfect for those who prefer their home decor with a side of humor and inspiration.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

Description

Who needs a dress code when you’re already the main event? This witty plate boldly declares “wear the outfit you are the occasion,” reminding you that every meal is an opportunity to shine. Whether you’re serving cereal or a five-course meal, this plate adds some quirky flair to your dining experience – because, let’s be real, you are the occasion.

Features

  • 🍽️ Charming Design with a Bold Message: Subtle floral details frame the powerful message, because why shouldn’t your dinnerware have a little sass?

  • 🌿 High-Quality Ceramic: A sturdy plate that’s perfect for serving both snacks and wisdom, day in and day out.

  • ✨ Perfect for All Occasions (or Lack Thereof): Whether it's a birthday party or a Tuesday, you’ll always be the star of the table.

  • 🎁 Ideal Gift for Fashionistas and Foodies Alike: A playful, witty plate that makes an excellent gift for anyone who loves to mix humor with their home decor.

What Makes This Great

This isn't your grandma's plate. It's a statement, a declaration, a reminder that you're always the main event, regardless of what you're wearing or what you're eating. This plate takes all the pressure off and lets you shine in your most casual, charming way. Perfect for those who prefer their home decor with a side of humor and inspiration.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

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