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You Had Me at Trigger Warning Plate
Description
Yes, it’s a plate. Yes, it says “you had me at: trigger warning.” And yes, it’s aggressively judging everything else in your kitchen. Equal parts floral and feral, this is what happens when polite society meets the internet.
Features
💥 Trigger warning plate for the emotionally fluent: Says what we’re all thinking—because if you’re not a little damaged, are you even paying attention?
🌸 Vintage floral design meets psychological realism: Looks like your grandma’s china, feels like your last therapy session.
🎁 Snarky gift idea for the delightfully unhinged: Perfect for that friend who collects both porcelain and red flags.
🖼️ Statement plate art that slaps harder than reality TV: Hang it on the wall, display it on a shelf, or just stare at it while questioning your life choices.
What Makes This Great
This plate is a polite, pastel-colored middle finger to traditional decor. It's the decorative equivalent of nodding thoughtfully while setting something on fire—utterly charming and mildly concerning.
HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
Description
Yes, it’s a plate. Yes, it says “you had me at: trigger warning.” And yes, it’s aggressively judging everything else in your kitchen. Equal parts floral and feral, this is what happens when polite society meets the internet.
Features
💥 Trigger warning plate for the emotionally fluent: Says what we’re all thinking—because if you’re not a little damaged, are you even paying attention?
🌸 Vintage floral design meets psychological realism: Looks like your grandma’s china, feels like your last therapy session.
🎁 Snarky gift idea for the delightfully unhinged: Perfect for that friend who collects both porcelain and red flags.
🖼️ Statement plate art that slaps harder than reality TV: Hang it on the wall, display it on a shelf, or just stare at it while questioning your life choices.
What Makes This Great
This plate is a polite, pastel-colored middle finger to traditional decor. It's the decorative equivalent of nodding thoughtfully while setting something on fire—utterly charming and mildly concerning.
HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.