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The Tortured Poet's Department Era Pen Set
For the functionally unhinged Swiftie…
Description
This isn’t just a pen set—it’s a six-piece emotional breakdown in fine point ink. Inspired by The Tortured Poets Department, these jotters deliver Swiftie sadness with every click.
Features
🖋️ Quotes That Hit Like a Brick of Feelings: From “I cry a lot but I’m so productive” to “Who’s afraid of little old me?”—finally, pens that scream “I’m emotionally available and professionally exhausted.”
💔 Aesthetic That Says ‘I Read Sylvia Plath…For Fun’: Muted tones, moody vibes, and more drama than a group chat after midnight. Perfect for journaling or passive-aggressively labeling folders.
📖 Swiftie Sanctioned Sadness: Each pen channels the spirit of TTPD—ideal for writing poetry, breakup notes, or long-winded texts you’ll regret later.
🎁 The Gift of Glamorous Melancholy: Excellent for birthdays, breakups, or “just because” moments when you want to tell someone, “Here, be sad…but chic about it.”
What Makes These Great
This pen set is like therapy, but cheaper and with better design. It’s equal parts poetic anguish and productivity tool. Basically, it’s what you’d get if Taylor Swift wrote office supplies.
For the functionally unhinged Swiftie…
Description
This isn’t just a pen set—it’s a six-piece emotional breakdown in fine point ink. Inspired by The Tortured Poets Department, these jotters deliver Swiftie sadness with every click.
Features
🖋️ Quotes That Hit Like a Brick of Feelings: From “I cry a lot but I’m so productive” to “Who’s afraid of little old me?”—finally, pens that scream “I’m emotionally available and professionally exhausted.”
💔 Aesthetic That Says ‘I Read Sylvia Plath…For Fun’: Muted tones, moody vibes, and more drama than a group chat after midnight. Perfect for journaling or passive-aggressively labeling folders.
📖 Swiftie Sanctioned Sadness: Each pen channels the spirit of TTPD—ideal for writing poetry, breakup notes, or long-winded texts you’ll regret later.
🎁 The Gift of Glamorous Melancholy: Excellent for birthdays, breakups, or “just because” moments when you want to tell someone, “Here, be sad…but chic about it.”
What Makes These Great
This pen set is like therapy, but cheaper and with better design. It’s equal parts poetic anguish and productivity tool. Basically, it’s what you’d get if Taylor Swift wrote office supplies.