





Super Mentally Stable Sticker
Description
Because nothing screams “doing amazing, sweetie” like a pastel cat with spirals in its fur and a bow big enough to distract from the emotional implosion. Stick it anywhere you pretend to function.
Features
🐱 Cute cat illustration that definitely isn’t panicking: This sticker’s wide-eyed feline is totally mentally stable, in the same way a raccoon with a taser is totally safe.
🎀 Pastel colors masking absolute chaos: The sweet palette of pink, blue, and denial helps you say, “I’m fine” without saying it—because you’re not.
💬 Perfect for laptops, therapy journals, or emotional support water bottles: Decorate your favorite surface with the false confidence of someone who hasn’t cried in a Trader Joe’s parking lot this week.
💖 Aesthetic meets anxious in this satirical decal: Equal parts adorable and alarming, it’s the emotional support sticker you didn’t ask for but definitely need.
What Makes This Great
This sticker is like an aesthetic bomb of denial—pastel on the outside, unraveling internally. It's perfect for people who use humor as a coping mechanism and stickers as a cry for help.
Description
Because nothing screams “doing amazing, sweetie” like a pastel cat with spirals in its fur and a bow big enough to distract from the emotional implosion. Stick it anywhere you pretend to function.
Features
🐱 Cute cat illustration that definitely isn’t panicking: This sticker’s wide-eyed feline is totally mentally stable, in the same way a raccoon with a taser is totally safe.
🎀 Pastel colors masking absolute chaos: The sweet palette of pink, blue, and denial helps you say, “I’m fine” without saying it—because you’re not.
💬 Perfect for laptops, therapy journals, or emotional support water bottles: Decorate your favorite surface with the false confidence of someone who hasn’t cried in a Trader Joe’s parking lot this week.
💖 Aesthetic meets anxious in this satirical decal: Equal parts adorable and alarming, it’s the emotional support sticker you didn’t ask for but definitely need.
What Makes This Great
This sticker is like an aesthetic bomb of denial—pastel on the outside, unraveling internally. It's perfect for people who use humor as a coping mechanism and stickers as a cry for help.
Description
Because nothing screams “doing amazing, sweetie” like a pastel cat with spirals in its fur and a bow big enough to distract from the emotional implosion. Stick it anywhere you pretend to function.
Features
🐱 Cute cat illustration that definitely isn’t panicking: This sticker’s wide-eyed feline is totally mentally stable, in the same way a raccoon with a taser is totally safe.
🎀 Pastel colors masking absolute chaos: The sweet palette of pink, blue, and denial helps you say, “I’m fine” without saying it—because you’re not.
💬 Perfect for laptops, therapy journals, or emotional support water bottles: Decorate your favorite surface with the false confidence of someone who hasn’t cried in a Trader Joe’s parking lot this week.
💖 Aesthetic meets anxious in this satirical decal: Equal parts adorable and alarming, it’s the emotional support sticker you didn’t ask for but definitely need.
What Makes This Great
This sticker is like an aesthetic bomb of denial—pastel on the outside, unraveling internally. It's perfect for people who use humor as a coping mechanism and stickers as a cry for help.