Sugar Jar That’s 100% Sweet, 0% Narcotic

$75.00

Description:

This ceramic sugar jar says what we’re all thinking—just sugar, none of the Pablo Escobar vibes. Equal parts cheeky and chic, it adds modern humor to your coffee ritual while keeping things strictly legal.

Features:

  • ☕ Bold Typography Design: Emblazoned with “Sugar. Like, zero cocaine.” because your sugar stash should only raise eyebrows for being stylish.

  • 🍬 Ceramic with a Sense of Humor: A white ceramic sugar bowl with lid that serves sweetness and sass with every scoop.

  • 🎁 Perfect Gift for Coffee Snobs: Whether for a friend, roommate, or self-gifting queen, this funny sugar holder is peak kitchen counter comedy.

  • 🧂 Functional and Fabulous: Holds your sugar securely while acting as a conversation-starting kitchen accessory that doubles as passive-aggressive charm.

What Makes This Great:

It’s the sugar container for people who like their humor dry, their kitchens modern, and their substances FDA-approved. Basically, it’s all sweet and no sting.

Description:

This ceramic sugar jar says what we’re all thinking—just sugar, none of the Pablo Escobar vibes. Equal parts cheeky and chic, it adds modern humor to your coffee ritual while keeping things strictly legal.

Features:

  • ☕ Bold Typography Design: Emblazoned with “Sugar. Like, zero cocaine.” because your sugar stash should only raise eyebrows for being stylish.

  • 🍬 Ceramic with a Sense of Humor: A white ceramic sugar bowl with lid that serves sweetness and sass with every scoop.

  • 🎁 Perfect Gift for Coffee Snobs: Whether for a friend, roommate, or self-gifting queen, this funny sugar holder is peak kitchen counter comedy.

  • 🧂 Functional and Fabulous: Holds your sugar securely while acting as a conversation-starting kitchen accessory that doubles as passive-aggressive charm.

What Makes This Great:

It’s the sugar container for people who like their humor dry, their kitchens modern, and their substances FDA-approved. Basically, it’s all sweet and no sting.