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Some people rearrange a room once and move on with their lives. Other people move the sofa three inches to the left, stare at it for twenty minutes, move it back, and call this “relaxing.”
This minimalist letterpress card reads “Stop Rearranging Furniture on the Titanic”—an extremely specific piece of advice for interior design obsessives, chronic redecorators, new homeowners, and anyone who has ever responded to a minor existential crisis by moving a chair.
✨ Printing: Letterpress printed
💌 Inside: Blank for your own message
📐 Size: A2 — 4.25 × 5.5 in.
📄 Paper: Premium heavyweight cardstock
💚 Envelope: Includes coordinating green envelope
🇺🇸 Made in: USA
Housewarming gifts, new homeowners, new apartments, interior design lovers, chronic redecorators, funny congratulations, moving gifts, real estate closings, your friend who owns a tape measure for recreational purposes, or anyone currently convinced that moving the coffee table will solve something much larger.
Because sometimes the most supportive thing you can say is, “Congratulations on the new place,” and sometimes it’s, “Please stop moving the credenza.”
Some people rearrange a room once and move on with their lives. Other people move the sofa three inches to the left, stare at it for twenty minutes, move it back, and call this “relaxing.”
This minimalist letterpress card reads “Stop Rearranging Furniture on the Titanic”—an extremely specific piece of advice for interior design obsessives, chronic redecorators, new homeowners, and anyone who has ever responded to a minor existential crisis by moving a chair.
✨ Printing: Letterpress printed
💌 Inside: Blank for your own message
📐 Size: A2 — 4.25 × 5.5 in.
📄 Paper: Premium heavyweight cardstock
💚 Envelope: Includes coordinating green envelope
🇺🇸 Made in: USA
Housewarming gifts, new homeowners, new apartments, interior design lovers, chronic redecorators, funny congratulations, moving gifts, real estate closings, your friend who owns a tape measure for recreational purposes, or anyone currently convinced that moving the coffee table will solve something much larger.
Because sometimes the most supportive thing you can say is, “Congratulations on the new place,” and sometimes it’s, “Please stop moving the credenza.”
