You know that little voice that says, "This is a terrible idea"? This card is for the people who hear it...and do it anyway. Featuring a vintage scouting illustration with the painfully relatable question, "Is there a badge for self-sabotage?", this greeting card is perfect for overthinkers, procrastinators, therapy veterans, recovering perfectionists, and anyone whose biggest obstacle has always been themselves. Equal parts self-awareness and emotional damage.
🏕️ Front Message: "Is there a badge for self-sabotage?"
😂 Humor Style: Dry therapy humor for overthinkers, procrastinators, and professionally self-aware adults.
🎨 Vintage Design: Antique scouting illustration paired with modern mental-health humor and existential wit.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own encouragement, apology, intervention, or questionable life advice.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Perfect for your therapist, your most emotionally intelligent friend, chronic overthinkers, ADHD brains, recovering perfectionists, coworkers surviving Monday, birthdays, encouragement, breakups, or anyone who somehow manages to trip over opportunities they personally created. Basically, if self-awareness were an Olympic sport, this card wins gold.
We've all accidentally become the villain in our own story at least once before lunch. This card celebrates that uniquely human talent with vintage charm, razor-sharp humor, and just enough emotional damage to feel oddly comforting. It's the greeting card equivalent of laughing through your latest bad decision.
You know that little voice that says, "This is a terrible idea"? This card is for the people who hear it...and do it anyway. Featuring a vintage scouting illustration with the painfully relatable question, "Is there a badge for self-sabotage?", this greeting card is perfect for overthinkers, procrastinators, therapy veterans, recovering perfectionists, and anyone whose biggest obstacle has always been themselves. Equal parts self-awareness and emotional damage.
🏕️ Front Message: "Is there a badge for self-sabotage?"
😂 Humor Style: Dry therapy humor for overthinkers, procrastinators, and professionally self-aware adults.
🎨 Vintage Design: Antique scouting illustration paired with modern mental-health humor and existential wit.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own encouragement, apology, intervention, or questionable life advice.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Perfect for your therapist, your most emotionally intelligent friend, chronic overthinkers, ADHD brains, recovering perfectionists, coworkers surviving Monday, birthdays, encouragement, breakups, or anyone who somehow manages to trip over opportunities they personally created. Basically, if self-awareness were an Olympic sport, this card wins gold.
We've all accidentally become the villain in our own story at least once before lunch. This card celebrates that uniquely human talent with vintage charm, razor-sharp humor, and just enough emotional damage to feel oddly comforting. It's the greeting card equivalent of laughing through your latest bad decision.
