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Bright red heart-shaped sticker with “Roy Kent” text, ideal for laptops or water bottles. Image 1 of 2
Bright red heart-shaped sticker with “Roy Kent” text, ideal for laptops or water bottles.
Funny Roy Kent sticker in the shape of a red heart, inspired by Ted Lasso character. Image 2 of 2
Funny Roy Kent sticker in the shape of a red heart, inspired by Ted Lasso character.
Bright red heart-shaped sticker with “Roy Kent” text, ideal for laptops or water bottles.
Funny Roy Kent sticker in the shape of a red heart, inspired by Ted Lasso character.

Heart-Shaped Roy Kent Sticker

$6.00

Description

Celebrate your love for everyone's favorite grumpy footballer with this bold Roy Kent heart sticker. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotionally unavailable valentines, this glossy red vinyl decal is as tough and lovable as the man himself.

Features

  • ❤️ Roy Kent sticker: Bold red heart vinyl with retro-style text, screaming emotional repression and fan devotion in equal measure.

  • 📺 Ted Lasso merch: A cheeky tribute to the growliest character in television, for fans who love their TV with side-eye and swearing.

  • 💘 Funny heart sticker: Great for Valentine’s Day or whenever you feel like showing love the Roy Kent way: reluctantly.

  • 🧼 Durable vinyl decal: Weatherproof, waterproof, and sass-proof—stick it anywhere from your car to your ex’s mirror (just kidding… maybe).

What Makes This Great

This isn’t your average sentimental sticker—it’s a sarcastic love note wrapped in premium vinyl. Because nothing says “I care” like Roy Kent glaring at you from a heart.

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Description

Celebrate your love for everyone's favorite grumpy footballer with this bold Roy Kent heart sticker. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotionally unavailable valentines, this glossy red vinyl decal is as tough and lovable as the man himself.

Features

  • ❤️ Roy Kent sticker: Bold red heart vinyl with retro-style text, screaming emotional repression and fan devotion in equal measure.

  • 📺 Ted Lasso merch: A cheeky tribute to the growliest character in television, for fans who love their TV with side-eye and swearing.

  • 💘 Funny heart sticker: Great for Valentine’s Day or whenever you feel like showing love the Roy Kent way: reluctantly.

  • 🧼 Durable vinyl decal: Weatherproof, waterproof, and sass-proof—stick it anywhere from your car to your ex’s mirror (just kidding… maybe).

What Makes This Great

This isn’t your average sentimental sticker—it’s a sarcastic love note wrapped in premium vinyl. Because nothing says “I care” like Roy Kent glaring at you from a heart.

Description

Celebrate your love for everyone's favorite grumpy footballer with this bold Roy Kent heart sticker. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotionally unavailable valentines, this glossy red vinyl decal is as tough and lovable as the man himself.

Features

  • ❤️ Roy Kent sticker: Bold red heart vinyl with retro-style text, screaming emotional repression and fan devotion in equal measure.

  • 📺 Ted Lasso merch: A cheeky tribute to the growliest character in television, for fans who love their TV with side-eye and swearing.

  • 💘 Funny heart sticker: Great for Valentine’s Day or whenever you feel like showing love the Roy Kent way: reluctantly.

  • 🧼 Durable vinyl decal: Weatherproof, waterproof, and sass-proof—stick it anywhere from your car to your ex’s mirror (just kidding… maybe).

What Makes This Great

This isn’t your average sentimental sticker—it’s a sarcastic love note wrapped in premium vinyl. Because nothing says “I care” like Roy Kent glaring at you from a heart.

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