Some friendships are built on shared interests. Others are built on the mutual understanding that, should things ever go spectacularly sideways, no follow-up questions will be asked. Featuring a sweet, vintage-inspired illustration paired with the decidedly less wholesome message “I’d help you bury the body,” this card is for the ride-or-die friend who has seen everything, knows everything, and inexplicably still answers your texts.
🌸 Front Message: “I’d help you bury the body.”
🖼️ Design: Vintage-style children's illustration given a very grown-up, darkly funny twist.
😂 Humor Style: Dark, irreverent, slightly unhinged friendship humor.\
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own message, alibi, or legally inadvisable additional information.
The best friend who knows where all the metaphorical bodies are buried—and would apparently help with the non-metaphorical ones too. Give it to your childhood best friend, college partner-in-crime, favorite coworker turned confidante, sister, roommate, or anyone who has earned permanent membership in your extremely questionable inner circle.
Because “thanks for always being there for me” is lovely, but “I'd help you bury the body” really establishes the level of commitment we're dealing with. Sweet, nostalgic, and just inappropriate enough, it's a friendship card for the person you'd trust with your life, your secrets, and apparently a shovel.
Some friendships are built on shared interests. Others are built on the mutual understanding that, should things ever go spectacularly sideways, no follow-up questions will be asked. Featuring a sweet, vintage-inspired illustration paired with the decidedly less wholesome message “I’d help you bury the body,” this card is for the ride-or-die friend who has seen everything, knows everything, and inexplicably still answers your texts.
🌸 Front Message: “I’d help you bury the body.”
🖼️ Design: Vintage-style children's illustration given a very grown-up, darkly funny twist.
😂 Humor Style: Dark, irreverent, slightly unhinged friendship humor.\
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own message, alibi, or legally inadvisable additional information.
The best friend who knows where all the metaphorical bodies are buried—and would apparently help with the non-metaphorical ones too. Give it to your childhood best friend, college partner-in-crime, favorite coworker turned confidante, sister, roommate, or anyone who has earned permanent membership in your extremely questionable inner circle.
Because “thanks for always being there for me” is lovely, but “I'd help you bury the body” really establishes the level of commitment we're dealing with. Sweet, nostalgic, and just inappropriate enough, it's a friendship card for the person you'd trust with your life, your secrets, and apparently a shovel.
