“I still think it’s your fault. Because otherwise it’s my fault, and I don’t like that.” Ah, yes. The emotionally unavailable but impeccably dressed approach to problem-solving. This card is ideal for when you kind of want to make peace... but also kind of don’t.
💁♀️ Vintage Lady Energy with Modern Petty: Classic illustration meets unapologetically sarcastic text. It's like Jane Austen met a Real Housewife and said, “Let’s write a card.”
📨 Blank Inside for Optional Self-Awareness: Use it to “apologize,” start a conversation, or just subtly win an argument in print. A petty masterpiece in stationery form.
🎁 Perfect for Exes, Siblings & Longtime Friends: Great for that person you love just enough to send a card... but not enough to take responsibility.
🖨️ High-Quality Cardstock, Low Emotional Labor: Printed on thick, textured paper that says “I tried,” even if emotionally you very much didn’t.
This card is both fashionable and functionally passive-aggressive. It says what you're thinking, but in a font fancy enough to distract from the blame. Perfection.
“I still think it’s your fault. Because otherwise it’s my fault, and I don’t like that.” Ah, yes. The emotionally unavailable but impeccably dressed approach to problem-solving. This card is ideal for when you kind of want to make peace... but also kind of don’t.
💁♀️ Vintage Lady Energy with Modern Petty: Classic illustration meets unapologetically sarcastic text. It's like Jane Austen met a Real Housewife and said, “Let’s write a card.”
📨 Blank Inside for Optional Self-Awareness: Use it to “apologize,” start a conversation, or just subtly win an argument in print. A petty masterpiece in stationery form.
🎁 Perfect for Exes, Siblings & Longtime Friends: Great for that person you love just enough to send a card... but not enough to take responsibility.
🖨️ High-Quality Cardstock, Low Emotional Labor: Printed on thick, textured paper that says “I tried,” even if emotionally you very much didn’t.
This card is both fashionable and functionally passive-aggressive. It says what you're thinking, but in a font fancy enough to distract from the blame. Perfection.
