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Retro vinyl sticker that says “Time to Go Home and Feel Weird on the Couch” in bold colors. Image 1 of 2
Retro vinyl sticker that says “Time to Go Home and Feel Weird on the Couch” in bold colors.
Mid-century style sticker featuring humorous text in psychedelic colors. Image 2 of 2
Mid-century style sticker featuring humorous text in psychedelic colors.
Retro vinyl sticker that says “Time to Go Home and Feel Weird on the Couch” in bold colors.
Mid-century style sticker featuring humorous text in psychedelic colors.

Feel Weird on the Couch Sticker

$6.00

Description

This silly retro vinyl sticker boldly declares what we’re all thinking: it’s time to go home and feel weird on the couch. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or that emotional support journal.

Features

  • 🎯 Funny vinyl sticker with couch vibes: Ideal for introverts, weirdos, and couch potatoes with a keen sense of humor and style.

  • 🌀 Retro aesthetic design: Bright colors and bold font channel vintage psychedelic art, minus the existential dread (well, mostly).

  • 💻 Stick it anywhere, judge no one: Great for laptops, phone cases, water bottles, and other personal space boundary markers.

  • 💬 Big personality in a small format: Whether it’s a planner or a bumper, this sticker lets the world know where your weirdness lives.

What Makes This Great

Est mollis, est sarcasticus, est animi levamen sine sapore magnetis frigorifici. Practice, est aequivalens affectuum mittere alicui amplexum et martinium—simul.

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Description

This silly retro vinyl sticker boldly declares what we’re all thinking: it’s time to go home and feel weird on the couch. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or that emotional support journal.

Features

  • 🎯 Funny vinyl sticker with couch vibes: Ideal for introverts, weirdos, and couch potatoes with a keen sense of humor and style.

  • 🌀 Retro aesthetic design: Bright colors and bold font channel vintage psychedelic art, minus the existential dread (well, mostly).

  • 💻 Stick it anywhere, judge no one: Great for laptops, phone cases, water bottles, and other personal space boundary markers.

  • 💬 Big personality in a small format: Whether it’s a planner or a bumper, this sticker lets the world know where your weirdness lives.

What Makes This Great

Est mollis, est sarcasticus, est animi levamen sine sapore magnetis frigorifici. Practice, est aequivalens affectuum mittere alicui amplexum et martinium—simul.

Description

This silly retro vinyl sticker boldly declares what we’re all thinking: it’s time to go home and feel weird on the couch. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or that emotional support journal.

Features

  • 🎯 Funny vinyl sticker with couch vibes: Ideal for introverts, weirdos, and couch potatoes with a keen sense of humor and style.

  • 🌀 Retro aesthetic design: Bright colors and bold font channel vintage psychedelic art, minus the existential dread (well, mostly).

  • 💻 Stick it anywhere, judge no one: Great for laptops, phone cases, water bottles, and other personal space boundary markers.

  • 💬 Big personality in a small format: Whether it’s a planner or a bumper, this sticker lets the world know where your weirdness lives.

What Makes This Great

Est mollis, est sarcasticus, est animi levamen sine sapore magnetis frigorifici. Practice, est aequivalens affectuum mittere alicui amplexum et martinium—simul.

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