Unhinged Bakesale Card
Description
A bakesale card that goes from Betty Crocker to Breaking Bad in under five seconds. This retro-style gem features a 1950s housewife casually admitting to her... competitive edge. Perfect for your favorite chaotic baker, snarky friend, or PTA frenemy.
Features
🍪 Funny baking card: Delivers a side of sugar, a dash of sass, and a wildly inappropriate wink to your local cupcake competition.
💥 Dark humor greeting card: For the friend who laughs too hard at crime documentaries and really wants to win bake-offs.
🧁 Retro style with a modern meltdown: Classic mid-century illustration meets 21st-century absurdity, because who said vintage can’t be unhinged?
📬 Perfect for birthdays, bake-offs, or random chaos: Give it to your most competitive pal, or your mom—depending on her sense of humor.
What Makes This Great
It’s not just a card—it’s a declaration of unholy baking ambition. Equal parts vintage charm and felony-level punchline, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and snort-laughs.
Description
A bakesale card that goes from Betty Crocker to Breaking Bad in under five seconds. This retro-style gem features a 1950s housewife casually admitting to her... competitive edge. Perfect for your favorite chaotic baker, snarky friend, or PTA frenemy.
Features
🍪 Funny baking card: Delivers a side of sugar, a dash of sass, and a wildly inappropriate wink to your local cupcake competition.
💥 Dark humor greeting card: For the friend who laughs too hard at crime documentaries and really wants to win bake-offs.
🧁 Retro style with a modern meltdown: Classic mid-century illustration meets 21st-century absurdity, because who said vintage can’t be unhinged?
📬 Perfect for birthdays, bake-offs, or random chaos: Give it to your most competitive pal, or your mom—depending on her sense of humor.
What Makes This Great
It’s not just a card—it’s a declaration of unholy baking ambition. Equal parts vintage charm and felony-level punchline, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and snort-laughs.
Description
A bakesale card that goes from Betty Crocker to Breaking Bad in under five seconds. This retro-style gem features a 1950s housewife casually admitting to her... competitive edge. Perfect for your favorite chaotic baker, snarky friend, or PTA frenemy.
Features
🍪 Funny baking card: Delivers a side of sugar, a dash of sass, and a wildly inappropriate wink to your local cupcake competition.
💥 Dark humor greeting card: For the friend who laughs too hard at crime documentaries and really wants to win bake-offs.
🧁 Retro style with a modern meltdown: Classic mid-century illustration meets 21st-century absurdity, because who said vintage can’t be unhinged?
📬 Perfect for birthdays, bake-offs, or random chaos: Give it to your most competitive pal, or your mom—depending on her sense of humor.
What Makes This Great
It’s not just a card—it’s a declaration of unholy baking ambition. Equal parts vintage charm and felony-level punchline, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and snort-laughs.
