Shitty Times Require Honest Cards

$6.50

The future looks bright. Mostly by comparison…

About the Sentiment

Sometimes positivity feels a little ambitious. This card offers a more practical form of encouragement. "The best is yet to come. Mostly because stuff has been really shitty lately." manages to be hopeful without pretending everything is fine—a rare and beautiful achievement. It's the perfect blend of optimism, realism, and the kind of dark humor that somehow makes people feel genuinely better.

Card Details

  • 🌤️ Front Message: "The best is yet to come. Mostly because stuff has been really shitty lately."

  • 😂 Humor Style: Dry optimism with a healthy dose of realism

  • ✍️ Design Style: Minimalist typography with modern letterpress-inspired simplicity

  • 🖤 Tone: Encouraging, sarcastic, and refreshingly honest

  • ✍️ Inside: Blank for your personal message

  • 📬 Includes: A2 greeting card and envelope

Perfect For

Friends going through a rough patch, career changes, breakups, health challenges, milestone birthdays, graduations, new jobs, recoveries, or anyone who could use a reminder that upward momentum is often easier when you've already hit the bottom. Also excellent for people who find traditional inspirational cards mildly irritating.

Why They’ll Love It

Because it acknowledges reality without getting stuck there. Unlike cards that insist everything happens for a reason or encourage relentless positivity, this one simply recognizes that things have been difficult—and then quietly points toward the possibility that better days are ahead. It's funny, comforting, and surprisingly uplifting, making it the perfect card for anyone who appreciates encouragement delivered with a side of honesty.

The future looks bright. Mostly by comparison…

About the Sentiment

Sometimes positivity feels a little ambitious. This card offers a more practical form of encouragement. "The best is yet to come. Mostly because stuff has been really shitty lately." manages to be hopeful without pretending everything is fine—a rare and beautiful achievement. It's the perfect blend of optimism, realism, and the kind of dark humor that somehow makes people feel genuinely better.

Card Details

  • 🌤️ Front Message: "The best is yet to come. Mostly because stuff has been really shitty lately."

  • 😂 Humor Style: Dry optimism with a healthy dose of realism

  • ✍️ Design Style: Minimalist typography with modern letterpress-inspired simplicity

  • 🖤 Tone: Encouraging, sarcastic, and refreshingly honest

  • ✍️ Inside: Blank for your personal message

  • 📬 Includes: A2 greeting card and envelope

Perfect For

Friends going through a rough patch, career changes, breakups, health challenges, milestone birthdays, graduations, new jobs, recoveries, or anyone who could use a reminder that upward momentum is often easier when you've already hit the bottom. Also excellent for people who find traditional inspirational cards mildly irritating.

Why They’ll Love It

Because it acknowledges reality without getting stuck there. Unlike cards that insist everything happens for a reason or encourage relentless positivity, this one simply recognizes that things have been difficult—and then quietly points toward the possibility that better days are ahead. It's funny, comforting, and surprisingly uplifting, making it the perfect card for anyone who appreciates encouragement delivered with a side of honesty.