Shitty Times Require Honest Cards
Description
When Hallmark feels too fake and everything else feels too cheerful, this brutally honest card hits just right. Because sometimes, the best really is yet to come—mainly because recent events have been a hot, steaming mess.
Features
💬 Funny encouragement card: Ideal for friends who don’t need toxic positivity—they need snark, support, and realness.
📬 Relatable sympathy card: Comforting without being condescending, this card says what we’re all thinking but afraid to say out loud.
🖋️ Witty friendship card: Printed with crisp blue text on clean white stock and paired with a kraft envelope. It’s minimalist sass.
🎁 Perfect “just because” card: Whether it’s a breakup, burnout, or just Monday, this card delivers catharsis and a laugh
What Makes This Great
It's comforting, it's sarcastic, it's emotionally supportive without sounding like a fridge magnet. Basically, it's the emotional equivalent of sending someone a hug and a martini—at the same time.
Description
When Hallmark feels too fake and everything else feels too cheerful, this brutally honest card hits just right. Because sometimes, the best really is yet to come—mainly because recent events have been a hot, steaming mess.
Features
💬 Funny encouragement card: Ideal for friends who don’t need toxic positivity—they need snark, support, and realness.
📬 Relatable sympathy card: Comforting without being condescending, this card says what we’re all thinking but afraid to say out loud.
🖋️ Witty friendship card: Printed with crisp blue text on clean white stock and paired with a kraft envelope. It’s minimalist sass.
🎁 Perfect “just because” card: Whether it’s a breakup, burnout, or just Monday, this card delivers catharsis and a laugh
What Makes This Great
It's comforting, it's sarcastic, it's emotionally supportive without sounding like a fridge magnet. Basically, it's the emotional equivalent of sending someone a hug and a martini—at the same time.
Description
When Hallmark feels too fake and everything else feels too cheerful, this brutally honest card hits just right. Because sometimes, the best really is yet to come—mainly because recent events have been a hot, steaming mess.
Features
💬 Funny encouragement card: Ideal for friends who don’t need toxic positivity—they need snark, support, and realness.
📬 Relatable sympathy card: Comforting without being condescending, this card says what we’re all thinking but afraid to say out loud.
🖋️ Witty friendship card: Printed with crisp blue text on clean white stock and paired with a kraft envelope. It’s minimalist sass.
🎁 Perfect “just because” card: Whether it’s a breakup, burnout, or just Monday, this card delivers catharsis and a laugh
What Makes This Great
It's comforting, it's sarcastic, it's emotionally supportive without sounding like a fridge magnet. Basically, it's the emotional equivalent of sending someone a hug and a martini—at the same time.
