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Cute ghost love card with message “I love you so much I’m gonna haunt you when I die” and red heart. Image 1 of 2
Cute ghost love card with message “I love you so much I’m gonna haunt you when I die” and red heart.
Funny Valentine’s or anniversary card with illustrated ghost and eternal love quote. Image 2 of 2
Funny Valentine’s or anniversary card with illustrated ghost and eternal love quote.
Cute ghost love card with message “I love you so much I’m gonna haunt you when I die” and red heart.
Funny Valentine’s or anniversary card with illustrated ghost and eternal love quote.

'Till Death and Beyond Card

$6.50

Description

A love so intense it transcends the mortal plane—this adorable ghost card is the cutest way to say “I’m obsessed with you... literally forever.” Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just Tuesday, this card proves you're in it for the long (after)haul.

Features

  • 👻 Funny love card: With the message “I love you so much I’m gonna haunt you when I die,” this card strikes the perfect balance between creepy and charming.

  • 💘 Adorable ghost illustration: That little face. That tiny heart. That deeply codependent energy. Honestly, 10/10.

  • 🖤 Quirky and romantic: Great for couples who laugh at the idea of "healthy emotional boundaries" and want to keep things cute but slightly unhinged.

  • 📬 Perfect for V-Day, anniversaries, or random obsession: Because nothing says “I love you” quite like eternal supernatural attachment.

What Makes This Great

It’s the greeting card equivalent of cuddling on the couch while watching horror movies and joking about being buried next to each other. In other words: romantic and slightly terrifying.

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Description

A love so intense it transcends the mortal plane—this adorable ghost card is the cutest way to say “I’m obsessed with you... literally forever.” Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just Tuesday, this card proves you're in it for the long (after)haul.

Features

  • 👻 Funny love card: With the message “I love you so much I’m gonna haunt you when I die,” this card strikes the perfect balance between creepy and charming.

  • 💘 Adorable ghost illustration: That little face. That tiny heart. That deeply codependent energy. Honestly, 10/10.

  • 🖤 Quirky and romantic: Great for couples who laugh at the idea of "healthy emotional boundaries" and want to keep things cute but slightly unhinged.

  • 📬 Perfect for V-Day, anniversaries, or random obsession: Because nothing says “I love you” quite like eternal supernatural attachment.

What Makes This Great

It’s the greeting card equivalent of cuddling on the couch while watching horror movies and joking about being buried next to each other. In other words: romantic and slightly terrifying.

Description

A love so intense it transcends the mortal plane—this adorable ghost card is the cutest way to say “I’m obsessed with you... literally forever.” Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just Tuesday, this card proves you're in it for the long (after)haul.

Features

  • 👻 Funny love card: With the message “I love you so much I’m gonna haunt you when I die,” this card strikes the perfect balance between creepy and charming.

  • 💘 Adorable ghost illustration: That little face. That tiny heart. That deeply codependent energy. Honestly, 10/10.

  • 🖤 Quirky and romantic: Great for couples who laugh at the idea of "healthy emotional boundaries" and want to keep things cute but slightly unhinged.

  • 📬 Perfect for V-Day, anniversaries, or random obsession: Because nothing says “I love you” quite like eternal supernatural attachment.

What Makes This Great

It’s the greeting card equivalent of cuddling on the couch while watching horror movies and joking about being buried next to each other. In other words: romantic and slightly terrifying.

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