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Shop Quick Question Are You F*cking Kidding Me? Plate
Elegant floral plate with the sarcastic message "Quick Question: Are You Kidding Me?"" Image 1 of 3
Elegant floral plate with the sarcastic message "Quick Question: Are You Kidding Me?""
A vintage floral china plate featuring bold black text that reads, "quick question are you f***ing kidding me," contrasting traditional elegance with modern sarcasm. Image 2 of 3
A vintage floral china plate featuring bold black text that reads, "quick question are you f***ing kidding me," contrasting traditional elegance with modern sarcasm.
hilarious-satirical-plate.jpg Image 3 of 3
hilarious-satirical-plate.jpg
Elegant floral plate with the sarcastic message "Quick Question: Are You Kidding Me?""
A vintage floral china plate featuring bold black text that reads, "quick question are you f***ing kidding me," contrasting traditional elegance with modern sarcasm.
hilarious-satirical-plate.jpg

Quick Question Are You F*cking Kidding Me? Plate

$45.00

Description

This floral party plate combines delicate fine china with a level of sarcasm so sharp it might just cut your cake for you. Whether it’s a family dinner gone off the rails or a birthday party that screams “what is life,” this plate has your back.

Features

  • 🎂 Classy Design, Savage Message: Because nothing says "fine dining" like roses and blunt existential crises.

  • 🎈 Ideal for Awkward Celebrations: Whether it’s a birthday or just another Monday, this plate sets the tone: bemused disbelief.

  • 😂 Guaranteed Laughs or Gasps: Let your dinner guests wonder if you’re joking or just incredibly over it—because that’s the fun!

  • 💪 Shockingly Durable: Built to withstand microwaves, dishwashers, and maybe even the crushing weight of social expectations.

What Makes This Great:

This plate is a literal mood. It’s like your inner monologue got printed onto fine china—and somehow, it’s beautiful.

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Description

This floral party plate combines delicate fine china with a level of sarcasm so sharp it might just cut your cake for you. Whether it’s a family dinner gone off the rails or a birthday party that screams “what is life,” this plate has your back.

Features

  • 🎂 Classy Design, Savage Message: Because nothing says "fine dining" like roses and blunt existential crises.

  • 🎈 Ideal for Awkward Celebrations: Whether it’s a birthday or just another Monday, this plate sets the tone: bemused disbelief.

  • 😂 Guaranteed Laughs or Gasps: Let your dinner guests wonder if you’re joking or just incredibly over it—because that’s the fun!

  • 💪 Shockingly Durable: Built to withstand microwaves, dishwashers, and maybe even the crushing weight of social expectations.

What Makes This Great:

This plate is a literal mood. It’s like your inner monologue got printed onto fine china—and somehow, it’s beautiful.

Description

This floral party plate combines delicate fine china with a level of sarcasm so sharp it might just cut your cake for you. Whether it’s a family dinner gone off the rails or a birthday party that screams “what is life,” this plate has your back.

Features

  • 🎂 Classy Design, Savage Message: Because nothing says "fine dining" like roses and blunt existential crises.

  • 🎈 Ideal for Awkward Celebrations: Whether it’s a birthday or just another Monday, this plate sets the tone: bemused disbelief.

  • 😂 Guaranteed Laughs or Gasps: Let your dinner guests wonder if you’re joking or just incredibly over it—because that’s the fun!

  • 💪 Shockingly Durable: Built to withstand microwaves, dishwashers, and maybe even the crushing weight of social expectations.

What Makes This Great:

This plate is a literal mood. It’s like your inner monologue got printed onto fine china—and somehow, it’s beautiful.

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