This porcelain plate politely—yet firmly—asks guests not to snort coke in your bathroom. With pastel florals and deadpan energy, it's perfect for anyone who's ever hosted a party and thought, “Is that...powder on the sink?”
🚽 Funny bathroom decor with real-world energy: Because nothing says “I’ve lived a little” like a polite porcelain plea about hard drugs.
🌺 Dark humor porcelain plate meets floral elegance: Delicate peach blossoms soften the blow of a very real message. It's the art of mixed signals.
🎉 Ironic home accessory for bold personalities: Perfect for those who like their decor like their humor: sharp, weirdly specific, and slightly alarming.
🖼️ Conversation-starting vintage wall plate: Hang it near your powder room for instant chaos, questions, and begrudging respect.
This isn’t just a decorative plate—it’s a cry for help disguised as home decor. Equal parts etiquette and existential despair, it's perfect for anyone who wants their bathroom to scream, “We’ve seen some things.”
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
This porcelain plate politely—yet firmly—asks guests not to snort coke in your bathroom. With pastel florals and deadpan energy, it's perfect for anyone who's ever hosted a party and thought, “Is that...powder on the sink?”
🚽 Funny bathroom decor with real-world energy: Because nothing says “I’ve lived a little” like a polite porcelain plea about hard drugs.
🌺 Dark humor porcelain plate meets floral elegance: Delicate peach blossoms soften the blow of a very real message. It's the art of mixed signals.
🎉 Ironic home accessory for bold personalities: Perfect for those who like their decor like their humor: sharp, weirdly specific, and slightly alarming.
🖼️ Conversation-starting vintage wall plate: Hang it near your powder room for instant chaos, questions, and begrudging respect.
This isn’t just a decorative plate—it’s a cry for help disguised as home decor. Equal parts etiquette and existential despair, it's perfect for anyone who wants their bathroom to scream, “We’ve seen some things.”
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
