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Shop Please Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Because Idk Either Plate
Decorative vintage plate with humorous text reading, "Please don’t ask how I’m doing because IDK either." Image 1 of 2
Decorative vintage plate with humorous text reading, "Please don’t ask how I’m doing because IDK either."
Ironic decorative plate with floral trim and text reading “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either.” Image 2 of 2
Ironic decorative plate with floral trim and text reading “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either.”
Decorative vintage plate with humorous text reading, "Please don’t ask how I’m doing because IDK either."
Ironic decorative plate with floral trim and text reading “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either.”

Please Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Because Idk Either Plate

$35.00

Description

Ah yes, a decorative plate that really gets it. This delightful piece loudly proclaims, “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either,” sparing you from the emotional minefield of small talk. It’s funny, it’s brutally honest, and it’s the perfect combination of vintage charm and millennial despair. Put it in your kitchen, on your wall, or anywhere you’d like to ward off unwanted questions about your well-being. Frankly, this plate is doing more for your mental health than therapy ever could.

Features

  • 🍽️ Unapologetically Relatable Message: Tired of pretending you’re fine? This plate says what you really mean, so you don’t have to.

  • 🌸 Vintage Aesthetic, Modern Meltdown: The delicate floral trim says “grandma’s china,” but the message screams, “I’m barely holding it together.” A timeless pairing.

  • 🖼️ Perfect for Display or Passive-Aggressive Table Settings: Whether it’s on your wall or serving cookies to someone who didn’t ask, this plate does it all.

  • 🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Your Overwhelmed Friends: Ideal for that one friend who laughs through their tears, because let’s face it, that’s all of us.

What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a plate; it’s a public service announcement. It’s for anyone who’s had enough of fake smiles and chirpy, “How are yous?” It’s beautifully designed, endlessly relatable, and so sarcastic it could host its own talk show. Frankly, if you don’t buy this plate, you’re missing out on the single most accurate piece of home decor ever created. Also, let’s be honest, you weren’t planning to explain how you’re doing anyway. Let the plate do the emotional labor for you.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

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Description

Ah yes, a decorative plate that really gets it. This delightful piece loudly proclaims, “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either,” sparing you from the emotional minefield of small talk. It’s funny, it’s brutally honest, and it’s the perfect combination of vintage charm and millennial despair. Put it in your kitchen, on your wall, or anywhere you’d like to ward off unwanted questions about your well-being. Frankly, this plate is doing more for your mental health than therapy ever could.

Features

  • 🍽️ Unapologetically Relatable Message: Tired of pretending you’re fine? This plate says what you really mean, so you don’t have to.

  • 🌸 Vintage Aesthetic, Modern Meltdown: The delicate floral trim says “grandma’s china,” but the message screams, “I’m barely holding it together.” A timeless pairing.

  • 🖼️ Perfect for Display or Passive-Aggressive Table Settings: Whether it’s on your wall or serving cookies to someone who didn’t ask, this plate does it all.

  • 🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Your Overwhelmed Friends: Ideal for that one friend who laughs through their tears, because let’s face it, that’s all of us.

What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a plate; it’s a public service announcement. It’s for anyone who’s had enough of fake smiles and chirpy, “How are yous?” It’s beautifully designed, endlessly relatable, and so sarcastic it could host its own talk show. Frankly, if you don’t buy this plate, you’re missing out on the single most accurate piece of home decor ever created. Also, let’s be honest, you weren’t planning to explain how you’re doing anyway. Let the plate do the emotional labor for you.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

Description

Ah yes, a decorative plate that really gets it. This delightful piece loudly proclaims, “Please don’t ask how I’m doing because idk either,” sparing you from the emotional minefield of small talk. It’s funny, it’s brutally honest, and it’s the perfect combination of vintage charm and millennial despair. Put it in your kitchen, on your wall, or anywhere you’d like to ward off unwanted questions about your well-being. Frankly, this plate is doing more for your mental health than therapy ever could.

Features

  • 🍽️ Unapologetically Relatable Message: Tired of pretending you’re fine? This plate says what you really mean, so you don’t have to.

  • 🌸 Vintage Aesthetic, Modern Meltdown: The delicate floral trim says “grandma’s china,” but the message screams, “I’m barely holding it together.” A timeless pairing.

  • 🖼️ Perfect for Display or Passive-Aggressive Table Settings: Whether it’s on your wall or serving cookies to someone who didn’t ask, this plate does it all.

  • 🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Your Overwhelmed Friends: Ideal for that one friend who laughs through their tears, because let’s face it, that’s all of us.

What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a plate; it’s a public service announcement. It’s for anyone who’s had enough of fake smiles and chirpy, “How are yous?” It’s beautifully designed, endlessly relatable, and so sarcastic it could host its own talk show. Frankly, if you don’t buy this plate, you’re missing out on the single most accurate piece of home decor ever created. Also, let’s be honest, you weren’t planning to explain how you’re doing anyway. Let the plate do the emotional labor for you.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

Heads Up, Fancy Pants: The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

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