Cheesy Wisdom Card
Description
“Any sized pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.” This isn’t just a greeting card—it’s a lifestyle manifesto, printed in saucy red. Perfect for the carb-loving optimist who finds motivation in mozzarella and doesn’t care what the serving size says.
Features
🍕 Bold Typography, Bolder Message: Printed in red serif type on eco-friendly kraft stock for maximum elegance and minimum judgment. Like a fortune cookie—but greasier and funnier.
📨 Blank Inside for Your Own Sauce-Fueled Sentiments: Write encouragement, congratulations, or a love letter to cheese. This card can carry all forms of emotional (and actual) deliver
🎁 Perfect for Pizza Lovers, Emotional Eaters & Unapologetic Snackers: Ideal for friends who believe in dreams, carbs, and zero regrets. Extra points if they can eat a whole pie while making it look poetic.
🖨️ High-Quality Cardstock, Zero Caloric Content: Printed on recycled paper, so it’s sustainable and snack-tionally supportive.
What Makes This Great
This card is the grease-stained anthem for anyone who’s ever looked a large pizza in the eye and said, “Challenge accepted.”
Description
“Any sized pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.” This isn’t just a greeting card—it’s a lifestyle manifesto, printed in saucy red. Perfect for the carb-loving optimist who finds motivation in mozzarella and doesn’t care what the serving size says.
Features
🍕 Bold Typography, Bolder Message: Printed in red serif type on eco-friendly kraft stock for maximum elegance and minimum judgment. Like a fortune cookie—but greasier and funnier.
📨 Blank Inside for Your Own Sauce-Fueled Sentiments: Write encouragement, congratulations, or a love letter to cheese. This card can carry all forms of emotional (and actual) deliver
🎁 Perfect for Pizza Lovers, Emotional Eaters & Unapologetic Snackers: Ideal for friends who believe in dreams, carbs, and zero regrets. Extra points if they can eat a whole pie while making it look poetic.
🖨️ High-Quality Cardstock, Zero Caloric Content: Printed on recycled paper, so it’s sustainable and snack-tionally supportive.
What Makes This Great
This card is the grease-stained anthem for anyone who’s ever looked a large pizza in the eye and said, “Challenge accepted.”
Description
“Any sized pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.” This isn’t just a greeting card—it’s a lifestyle manifesto, printed in saucy red. Perfect for the carb-loving optimist who finds motivation in mozzarella and doesn’t care what the serving size says.
Features
🍕 Bold Typography, Bolder Message: Printed in red serif type on eco-friendly kraft stock for maximum elegance and minimum judgment. Like a fortune cookie—but greasier and funnier.
📨 Blank Inside for Your Own Sauce-Fueled Sentiments: Write encouragement, congratulations, or a love letter to cheese. This card can carry all forms of emotional (and actual) deliver
🎁 Perfect for Pizza Lovers, Emotional Eaters & Unapologetic Snackers: Ideal for friends who believe in dreams, carbs, and zero regrets. Extra points if they can eat a whole pie while making it look poetic.
🖨️ High-Quality Cardstock, Zero Caloric Content: Printed on recycled paper, so it’s sustainable and snack-tionally supportive.
What Makes This Great
This card is the grease-stained anthem for anyone who’s ever looked a large pizza in the eye and said, “Challenge accepted.”
