Some people send thoughts and prayers. Others send this. Featuring a vintage hostess serving tea beneath the phrase "One day we will wake up to his obituary," this card is for surviving group texts, doomscrolling, election cycles, toxic bosses, terrible exes, and that one orange gentleman who somehow still dominates the news.
☕ Front Message: "One day we will wake up to his obituary."
😂 Humor Style: Dark, sarcastic humor for people whose coping mechanism is mutual pettiness.
🎨 Vintage Design: Classic retro illustration paired with wildly inappropriate modern humor.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own condolences... or congratulations.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Politically exhausted friends, anti-Trump gift exchanges, liberal coworkers, activists, group chats that survive on sarcasm, birthdays, White Elephant parties, and anyone who already knows exactly who "he" is.
Because it says the quiet part out loud with the poise of someone serving tea in a very controlled environment. The vintage illustration makes the punchline feel almost civilized, while the message does absolutely none of that work. It’s dark, specific, politically exhausted, and perfect for the friend who already knows exactly who “he” is before they’ve even opened the envelope.=
Some people send thoughts and prayers. Others send this. Featuring a vintage hostess serving tea beneath the phrase "One day we will wake up to his obituary," this card is for surviving group texts, doomscrolling, election cycles, toxic bosses, terrible exes, and that one orange gentleman who somehow still dominates the news.
☕ Front Message: "One day we will wake up to his obituary."
😂 Humor Style: Dark, sarcastic humor for people whose coping mechanism is mutual pettiness.
🎨 Vintage Design: Classic retro illustration paired with wildly inappropriate modern humor.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own condolences... or congratulations.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Politically exhausted friends, anti-Trump gift exchanges, liberal coworkers, activists, group chats that survive on sarcasm, birthdays, White Elephant parties, and anyone who already knows exactly who "he" is.
Because it says the quiet part out loud with the poise of someone serving tea in a very controlled environment. The vintage illustration makes the punchline feel almost civilized, while the message does absolutely none of that work. It’s dark, specific, politically exhausted, and perfect for the friend who already knows exactly who “he” is before they’ve even opened the envelope.=
