Holy Water Sizzle Sticker
Description
“Should the holy water sizzle when it hits your skin?” A valid question. A terrifying reality. This waterproof vinyl sticker is for anyone whose spiritual alignment is “burns upon contact.” Equal parts heresy and humor, it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, and dramatic exits from organized religion.
Features
🔥 Gothic Sass Meets Divine Judgment: Printed in ornate text with a vintage church aesthetic—because if you're going to be banished, at least make it fashionably ironic.
💧 Waterproof Vinyl with Fiery Vibes: This sticker may not burn on contact, but it will turn heads. Weatherproof, snark-proof, and sinfully stylish.
⛪ Perfect for Ex-Catholics, Recovering Goths & Chaos Clergy: If you’ve ever been side-eyed during communion, this sticker is your confessional. No apologies necessary.
💻 Great for Laptops, Water Bottles & Altars of Sarcasm: Stick it anywhere holy—or unholy. Just maybe don’t show it to your grandma unless she's got a killer sense of humor.
What Makes This Great
It’s irreverent. It’s iconic. And it boldly asks what your soul’s been wondering for years. Perfect for spiritual skeptics, theology nerds, or that one friend who got kicked out of Bible camp for asking too many questions.
Description
“Should the holy water sizzle when it hits your skin?” A valid question. A terrifying reality. This waterproof vinyl sticker is for anyone whose spiritual alignment is “burns upon contact.” Equal parts heresy and humor, it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, and dramatic exits from organized religion.
Features
🔥 Gothic Sass Meets Divine Judgment: Printed in ornate text with a vintage church aesthetic—because if you're going to be banished, at least make it fashionably ironic.
💧 Waterproof Vinyl with Fiery Vibes: This sticker may not burn on contact, but it will turn heads. Weatherproof, snark-proof, and sinfully stylish.
⛪ Perfect for Ex-Catholics, Recovering Goths & Chaos Clergy: If you’ve ever been side-eyed during communion, this sticker is your confessional. No apologies necessary.
💻 Great for Laptops, Water Bottles & Altars of Sarcasm: Stick it anywhere holy—or unholy. Just maybe don’t show it to your grandma unless she's got a killer sense of humor.
What Makes This Great
It’s irreverent. It’s iconic. And it boldly asks what your soul’s been wondering for years. Perfect for spiritual skeptics, theology nerds, or that one friend who got kicked out of Bible camp for asking too many questions.
Description
“Should the holy water sizzle when it hits your skin?” A valid question. A terrifying reality. This waterproof vinyl sticker is for anyone whose spiritual alignment is “burns upon contact.” Equal parts heresy and humor, it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, and dramatic exits from organized religion.
Features
🔥 Gothic Sass Meets Divine Judgment: Printed in ornate text with a vintage church aesthetic—because if you're going to be banished, at least make it fashionably ironic.
💧 Waterproof Vinyl with Fiery Vibes: This sticker may not burn on contact, but it will turn heads. Weatherproof, snark-proof, and sinfully stylish.
⛪ Perfect for Ex-Catholics, Recovering Goths & Chaos Clergy: If you’ve ever been side-eyed during communion, this sticker is your confessional. No apologies necessary.
💻 Great for Laptops, Water Bottles & Altars of Sarcasm: Stick it anywhere holy—or unholy. Just maybe don’t show it to your grandma unless she's got a killer sense of humor.
What Makes This Great
It’s irreverent. It’s iconic. And it boldly asks what your soul’s been wondering for years. Perfect for spiritual skeptics, theology nerds, or that one friend who got kicked out of Bible camp for asking too many questions.
