“Behold the field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren.” That’s not just a line—it’s a lifestyle. This beautifully illustrated, Renaissance-style card is the perfect sendoff for anyone too tired to care, too classy to curse out loud, and just done with it all.
🌾 Medieval Sass with Modern Truth: Styled like a woodcut from the 1600s, but dripping with 2025 burnout energy. Nothing says “I’m over it” like faux-ye-olde indifference.
📨 Blank Inside for Custom Apathy: Whether it's a breakup, a job farewell, or just a general life check-in, this card helps you say “I care so little, it's poetic.”
🎁 A+ Gift for Cynical Friends or Coworkers: Got someone who’s emotionally tapped out but still hilarious about it? This is the ultimate “we’re all dead inside, but cute” card.
🖨️ Premium Cardstock, Zero Compassion: Printed on textured kraft or recycled stock with vintage-style ink—because even when your feelings are barren, your stationery can still be beautiful.
It’s the literary equivalent of a sigh, a side-eye, and a permanent out-of-office reply. Gloriously petty. Historically accurate. And wildly cathartic. This card is the Shakespearean mic drop of modern sarcasm. It’s got biblical drama, zero patience, and the aesthetic of a 17th-century etching with the emotional energy of “I’m out of damns and I shan’t be restocking.”
“Behold the field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren.” That’s not just a line—it’s a lifestyle. This beautifully illustrated, Renaissance-style card is the perfect sendoff for anyone too tired to care, too classy to curse out loud, and just done with it all.
🌾 Medieval Sass with Modern Truth: Styled like a woodcut from the 1600s, but dripping with 2025 burnout energy. Nothing says “I’m over it” like faux-ye-olde indifference.
📨 Blank Inside for Custom Apathy: Whether it's a breakup, a job farewell, or just a general life check-in, this card helps you say “I care so little, it's poetic.”
🎁 A+ Gift for Cynical Friends or Coworkers: Got someone who’s emotionally tapped out but still hilarious about it? This is the ultimate “we’re all dead inside, but cute” card.
🖨️ Premium Cardstock, Zero Compassion: Printed on textured kraft or recycled stock with vintage-style ink—because even when your feelings are barren, your stationery can still be beautiful.
It’s the literary equivalent of a sigh, a side-eye, and a permanent out-of-office reply. Gloriously petty. Historically accurate. And wildly cathartic. This card is the Shakespearean mic drop of modern sarcasm. It’s got biblical drama, zero patience, and the aesthetic of a 17th-century etching with the emotional energy of “I’m out of damns and I shan’t be restocking.”
