My First Housing Crisis

$75.00

Description:

Behold: nine tiny utopias where the rent is free, the vibes are immaculate, and the worst problem is someone stealing your glittery chaise lounge. “My First Housing Crisis” is a pastel-soaked punch of childhood nostalgia dressed up as economic commentary — because let’s face it, these were the only houses we could actually afford then... and still now.

Features:

  • 🖼️ Polly Pocket inspired nostalgia bomb: An homage to the world of miniature dreams, this artwork packs your childhood fantasies into one print — no batteries (or mortgages) required.

  • 🌈 Whimsical, vibrant color palette: Saturated with retro tones and candy-coated detail, this piece delivers dopamine straight to the eyeballs.

  • 📏 Just one size because choices are exhausting: Printed at 11.5 x 8 inches on 45 lb/170 gsm white paper — crisp, clean, and ready to pop on any wall.

  • 🏠 The only housing that hasn't inflated by 300%: A cheeky nod to the adult disaster of rent, wrapped in the innocent charm of mini living rooms and tiny fake pets.

What Makes This Great:

It’s painfully adorable. It’s painfully accurate. And it’s printed on quality stock so your existential giggle-fit can be nicely framed. Whether you were obsessed with clamshell toys or you just enjoy art that subtly screams “the system is broken,” this print’s got you covered.

Description:

Behold: nine tiny utopias where the rent is free, the vibes are immaculate, and the worst problem is someone stealing your glittery chaise lounge. “My First Housing Crisis” is a pastel-soaked punch of childhood nostalgia dressed up as economic commentary — because let’s face it, these were the only houses we could actually afford then... and still now.

Features:

  • 🖼️ Polly Pocket inspired nostalgia bomb: An homage to the world of miniature dreams, this artwork packs your childhood fantasies into one print — no batteries (or mortgages) required.

  • 🌈 Whimsical, vibrant color palette: Saturated with retro tones and candy-coated detail, this piece delivers dopamine straight to the eyeballs.

  • 📏 Just one size because choices are exhausting: Printed at 11.5 x 8 inches on 45 lb/170 gsm white paper — crisp, clean, and ready to pop on any wall.

  • 🏠 The only housing that hasn't inflated by 300%: A cheeky nod to the adult disaster of rent, wrapped in the innocent charm of mini living rooms and tiny fake pets.

What Makes This Great:

It’s painfully adorable. It’s painfully accurate. And it’s printed on quality stock so your existential giggle-fit can be nicely framed. Whether you were obsessed with clamshell toys or you just enjoy art that subtly screams “the system is broken,” this print’s got you covered.