Let’s be clear: this isn’t just a decorative plate, it’s a declaration. With dainty florals and a murdery message, it’s for anyone who smiles sweetly while plotting revenge like a Jane Austen villain with Wi-Fi.
🔪 Murder quote plate with passive-aggressive flair: For when your home needs a whisper of menace... in a tasteful, floral setting.
🌹 Dark floral ceramic plate that screams “Do Not Cross Me”: Looks like grandma’s china until you read the part about murder. Lovely!
🖼️ Statement home accessory with dangerous charm: Adds a little “don’t test me” energy to your gallery wall or kitchen decor.
🎁 Quirky gift for friends with a delightfully dark side: Ideal for birthdays, breakups, or any occasion that calls for subtle threats in porcelain form.
This plate is a psychological thriller disguised as home decor. It’s perfect for those who channel their rage into design, not destruction—publicly, at least.
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
Let’s be clear: this isn’t just a decorative plate, it’s a declaration. With dainty florals and a murdery message, it’s for anyone who smiles sweetly while plotting revenge like a Jane Austen villain with Wi-Fi.
🔪 Murder quote plate with passive-aggressive flair: For when your home needs a whisper of menace... in a tasteful, floral setting.
🌹 Dark floral ceramic plate that screams “Do Not Cross Me”: Looks like grandma’s china until you read the part about murder. Lovely!
🖼️ Statement home accessory with dangerous charm: Adds a little “don’t test me” energy to your gallery wall or kitchen decor.
🎁 Quirky gift for friends with a delightfully dark side: Ideal for birthdays, breakups, or any occasion that calls for subtle threats in porcelain form.
This plate is a psychological thriller disguised as home decor. It’s perfect for those who channel their rage into design, not destruction—publicly, at least.
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
