The GPS Star of Bethlehem Christmas Card
Description
A modern miracle: three wise men, one sarcastic card, and a Google Maps joke that lands better than most GPS signals. This holiday card reimagines the nativity trek with a 21st-century twist—and it’s perfect for anyone whose faith in navigation apps outranks their holiday cheer.
Features
🗺️ Funny Christmas card: Features the line, “See!? Right where Google maps said it would be!” alongside the Three Kings and their camels, all dressed to slay.
🐫 Clever nativity humor: Pokes fun at biblical navigation with a wink at your phone's favorite app—because why follow a star when you’ve got satellite tech?
📬 Holiday card with edge: Printed on crisp white stock with bold yellow-and-black artwork, sealed in a kraft envelope like a tiny sarcastic miracle.
🎁 Perfect for smartasses and skeptics: Ideal for friends who love their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of snark and GPS-enabled realism.
What Makes This Great
It blends biblical charm with tech-based sass—basically, a Christmas card for people who use Waze to find their way to church but still appreciate a lowkey miracle.
Description
A modern miracle: three wise men, one sarcastic card, and a Google Maps joke that lands better than most GPS signals. This holiday card reimagines the nativity trek with a 21st-century twist—and it’s perfect for anyone whose faith in navigation apps outranks their holiday cheer.
Features
🗺️ Funny Christmas card: Features the line, “See!? Right where Google maps said it would be!” alongside the Three Kings and their camels, all dressed to slay.
🐫 Clever nativity humor: Pokes fun at biblical navigation with a wink at your phone's favorite app—because why follow a star when you’ve got satellite tech?
📬 Holiday card with edge: Printed on crisp white stock with bold yellow-and-black artwork, sealed in a kraft envelope like a tiny sarcastic miracle.
🎁 Perfect for smartasses and skeptics: Ideal for friends who love their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of snark and GPS-enabled realism.
What Makes This Great
It blends biblical charm with tech-based sass—basically, a Christmas card for people who use Waze to find their way to church but still appreciate a lowkey miracle.
Description
A modern miracle: three wise men, one sarcastic card, and a Google Maps joke that lands better than most GPS signals. This holiday card reimagines the nativity trek with a 21st-century twist—and it’s perfect for anyone whose faith in navigation apps outranks their holiday cheer.
Features
🗺️ Funny Christmas card: Features the line, “See!? Right where Google maps said it would be!” alongside the Three Kings and their camels, all dressed to slay.
🐫 Clever nativity humor: Pokes fun at biblical navigation with a wink at your phone's favorite app—because why follow a star when you’ve got satellite tech?
📬 Holiday card with edge: Printed on crisp white stock with bold yellow-and-black artwork, sealed in a kraft envelope like a tiny sarcastic miracle.
🎁 Perfect for smartasses and skeptics: Ideal for friends who love their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of snark and GPS-enabled realism.
What Makes This Great
It blends biblical charm with tech-based sass—basically, a Christmas card for people who use Waze to find their way to church but still appreciate a lowkey miracle.
