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Sarcastic Christmas greeting card with Three Wise Men following Google Maps to the star. Image 1 of 2
Sarcastic Christmas greeting card with Three Wise Men following Google Maps to the star.
Bold and cheeky holiday card featuring camels, kings, and a modern navigation twist. Image 2 of 2
Bold and cheeky holiday card featuring camels, kings, and a modern navigation twist.
Sarcastic Christmas greeting card with Three Wise Men following Google Maps to the star.
Bold and cheeky holiday card featuring camels, kings, and a modern navigation twist.

GPS Star of Bethlehem Card

$6.50

Description

A modern miracle: three wise men, one sarcastic card, and a Google Maps joke that lands better than most GPS signals. This holiday card reimagines the nativity trek with a 21st-century twist—and it’s perfect for anyone whose faith in navigation apps outranks their holiday cheer.

Features

  • 🗺️ Funny Christmas card: Features the line, “See!? Right where Google maps said it would be!” alongside the Three Kings and their camels, all dressed to slay.

  • 🐫 Clever nativity humor: Pokes fun at biblical navigation with a wink at your phone's favorite app—because why follow a star when you’ve got satellite tech?

  • 📬 Holiday card with edge: Printed on crisp white stock with bold yellow-and-black artwork, sealed in a kraft envelope like a tiny sarcastic miracle.

  • 🎁 Perfect for smartasses and skeptics: Ideal for friends who love their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of snark and GPS-enabled realism.

What Makes This Great

It blends biblical charm with tech-based sass—basically, a Christmas card for people who use Waze to find their way to church but still appreciate a lowkey miracle.

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Description

A modern miracle: three wise men, one sarcastic card, and a Google Maps joke that lands better than most GPS signals. This holiday card reimagines the nativity trek with a 21st-century twist—and it’s perfect for anyone whose faith in navigation apps outranks their holiday cheer.

Features

  • 🗺️ Funny Christmas card: Features the line, “See!? Right where Google maps said it would be!” alongside the Three Kings and their camels, all dressed to slay.

  • 🐫 Clever nativity humor: Pokes fun at biblical navigation with a wink at your phone's favorite app—because why follow a star when you’ve got satellite tech?

  • 📬 Holiday card with edge: Printed on crisp white stock with bold yellow-and-black artwork, sealed in a kraft envelope like a tiny sarcastic miracle.

  • 🎁 Perfect for smartasses and skeptics: Ideal for friends who love their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of snark and GPS-enabled realism.

What Makes This Great

It blends biblical charm with tech-based sass—basically, a Christmas card for people who use Waze to find their way to church but still appreciate a lowkey miracle.

Description

A modern miracle: three wise men, one sarcastic card, and a Google Maps joke that lands better than most GPS signals. This holiday card reimagines the nativity trek with a 21st-century twist—and it’s perfect for anyone whose faith in navigation apps outranks their holiday cheer.

Features

  • 🗺️ Funny Christmas card: Features the line, “See!? Right where Google maps said it would be!” alongside the Three Kings and their camels, all dressed to slay.

  • 🐫 Clever nativity humor: Pokes fun at biblical navigation with a wink at your phone's favorite app—because why follow a star when you’ve got satellite tech?

  • 📬 Holiday card with edge: Printed on crisp white stock with bold yellow-and-black artwork, sealed in a kraft envelope like a tiny sarcastic miracle.

  • 🎁 Perfect for smartasses and skeptics: Ideal for friends who love their holiday cheer with a healthy dose of snark and GPS-enabled realism.

What Makes This Great

It blends biblical charm with tech-based sass—basically, a Christmas card for people who use Waze to find their way to church but still appreciate a lowkey miracle.

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