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Funny wall hanging with bold message combining southern hospitality and house rules. Image 1 of 3
Funny wall hanging with bold message combining southern hospitality and house rules.
Fabric sign with modern rustic charm and the phrase “All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right.” Image 2 of 3
Fabric sign with modern rustic charm and the phrase “All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right.”
Funny Southern hospitality sign with bold typography on a handmade felt pennant. Image 3 of 3
Funny Southern hospitality sign with bold typography on a handmade felt pennant.
Funny wall hanging with bold message combining southern hospitality and house rules.
Fabric sign with modern rustic charm and the phrase “All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right.”
Funny Southern hospitality sign with bold typography on a handmade felt pennant.

Manners Matter Banner

$65.00

Description

Yes, you’re welcome—but don’t test us. This "All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right" banner is the perfect mix of Southern charm and no-nonsense hospitality. Handmade from high-quality felt with bold cream lettering on a black background, it’s ideal for entryways, offices, bars, or anywhere guests need a friendly-yet-firm reminder to behave. A warm welcome? Absolutely. Tolerating nonsense? Not a chance.

Features

  • 🤠 Southern Hospitality Meets Sass: A warm yet firm statement piece that welcomes guests with charm—and clear expectations.

  • 🖐️ Handmade & High-Quality: Crafted from durable felt with reinforced grommets, because good manners (and good decor) should last.

  • 🏡 Perfect for Any Space: Ideal for homes, offices, bars, or anywhere that needs a touch of personality.

  • 😂 Great Conversation Starter: Whether it’s a housewarming gift or just for your own amusement, this banner brings the laughs.

What Makes This Great

It’s the ultimate welcome sign—polite, but firm. A little humor, a little Southern charm, and a whole lot of personality make this the perfect statement piece for any space. Hang it up, set the tone, and let your guests know they better mind their manners.

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Description

Yes, you’re welcome—but don’t test us. This "All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right" banner is the perfect mix of Southern charm and no-nonsense hospitality. Handmade from high-quality felt with bold cream lettering on a black background, it’s ideal for entryways, offices, bars, or anywhere guests need a friendly-yet-firm reminder to behave. A warm welcome? Absolutely. Tolerating nonsense? Not a chance.

Features

  • 🤠 Southern Hospitality Meets Sass: A warm yet firm statement piece that welcomes guests with charm—and clear expectations.

  • 🖐️ Handmade & High-Quality: Crafted from durable felt with reinforced grommets, because good manners (and good decor) should last.

  • 🏡 Perfect for Any Space: Ideal for homes, offices, bars, or anywhere that needs a touch of personality.

  • 😂 Great Conversation Starter: Whether it’s a housewarming gift or just for your own amusement, this banner brings the laughs.

What Makes This Great

It’s the ultimate welcome sign—polite, but firm. A little humor, a little Southern charm, and a whole lot of personality make this the perfect statement piece for any space. Hang it up, set the tone, and let your guests know they better mind their manners.

Description

Yes, you’re welcome—but don’t test us. This "All Y’all Are Welcome But You Gotta Act Right" banner is the perfect mix of Southern charm and no-nonsense hospitality. Handmade from high-quality felt with bold cream lettering on a black background, it’s ideal for entryways, offices, bars, or anywhere guests need a friendly-yet-firm reminder to behave. A warm welcome? Absolutely. Tolerating nonsense? Not a chance.

Features

  • 🤠 Southern Hospitality Meets Sass: A warm yet firm statement piece that welcomes guests with charm—and clear expectations.

  • 🖐️ Handmade & High-Quality: Crafted from durable felt with reinforced grommets, because good manners (and good decor) should last.

  • 🏡 Perfect for Any Space: Ideal for homes, offices, bars, or anywhere that needs a touch of personality.

  • 😂 Great Conversation Starter: Whether it’s a housewarming gift or just for your own amusement, this banner brings the laughs.

What Makes This Great

It’s the ultimate welcome sign—polite, but firm. A little humor, a little Southern charm, and a whole lot of personality make this the perfect statement piece for any space. Hang it up, set the tone, and let your guests know they better mind their manners.

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