In Butter We Trust Hat
Description
This “In Butter We Trust” hat is the official uniform of people who treat salted butter like a lifestyle choice. It’s embroidered with conviction, served with sass, and pairs well with carbs and cholesterol.
Features
🧈 Embroidered foodie quote for butter disciples: Features “In Butter We Trust” in old-school script so you can look like a culinary cult leader—minus the lawsuits.
👨🍳 Chef-approved funny foodie accessory: The kind of hat that screams “I have strong opinions on clarified butter and I will not apologize for them.”
🎩 Bold blue color for maximum sass impact: A blue dad hat that’s stylish enough for brunch, ironic enough for satire, and wearable even when you forget to shower.
📺 Perfect for HBO fans who yell at cooking shows: For people who love The Bear, yell at Last Week Tonight, and consider croissants a food group.
What Makes This Great
It’s not just a hat—it’s a buttery declaration of loyalty. This is the kind of cap that turns heads and starts heated debates about margarine in grocery store aisles.
Description
This “In Butter We Trust” hat is the official uniform of people who treat salted butter like a lifestyle choice. It’s embroidered with conviction, served with sass, and pairs well with carbs and cholesterol.
Features
🧈 Embroidered foodie quote for butter disciples: Features “In Butter We Trust” in old-school script so you can look like a culinary cult leader—minus the lawsuits.
👨🍳 Chef-approved funny foodie accessory: The kind of hat that screams “I have strong opinions on clarified butter and I will not apologize for them.”
🎩 Bold blue color for maximum sass impact: A blue dad hat that’s stylish enough for brunch, ironic enough for satire, and wearable even when you forget to shower.
📺 Perfect for HBO fans who yell at cooking shows: For people who love The Bear, yell at Last Week Tonight, and consider croissants a food group.
What Makes This Great
It’s not just a hat—it’s a buttery declaration of loyalty. This is the kind of cap that turns heads and starts heated debates about margarine in grocery store aisles.
Description
This “In Butter We Trust” hat is the official uniform of people who treat salted butter like a lifestyle choice. It’s embroidered with conviction, served with sass, and pairs well with carbs and cholesterol.
Features
🧈 Embroidered foodie quote for butter disciples: Features “In Butter We Trust” in old-school script so you can look like a culinary cult leader—minus the lawsuits.
👨🍳 Chef-approved funny foodie accessory: The kind of hat that screams “I have strong opinions on clarified butter and I will not apologize for them.”
🎩 Bold blue color for maximum sass impact: A blue dad hat that’s stylish enough for brunch, ironic enough for satire, and wearable even when you forget to shower.
📺 Perfect for HBO fans who yell at cooking shows: For people who love The Bear, yell at Last Week Tonight, and consider croissants a food group.
What Makes This Great
It’s not just a hat—it’s a buttery declaration of loyalty. This is the kind of cap that turns heads and starts heated debates about margarine in grocery store aisles.
