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Shop › A Sticker for the “I Told You So” Era
Blue sticker with retro design that reads “Don’t look at me. I voted for her.” – feminist political message. Image 1 of 3
Blue sticker with retro design that reads “Don’t look at me. I voted for her.” – feminist political message.
Sassy feminist sticker with bold text, perfect for laptops, water bottles, or political statements. Image 2 of 3
Sassy feminist sticker with bold text, perfect for laptops, water bottles, or political statements.
Durable vinyl sticker that says “I voted for her” in a fun and bold retro blue design. Image 3 of 3
Durable vinyl sticker that says “I voted for her” in a fun and bold retro blue design.
Blue sticker with retro design that reads “Don’t look at me. I voted for her.” – feminist political message.
Sassy feminist sticker with bold text, perfect for laptops, water bottles, or political statements.
Durable vinyl sticker that says “I voted for her” in a fun and bold retro blue design.

A Sticker for the “I Told You So” Era

$6.50

Description:

This sticker is for those of us living in a political dumpster fire but with the moral high ground of having voted correctly. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead—just to remind people you did your part.

Features:

  • 🗳️ Sassy Political Statement: With bold blue tones and a retro splash shape, this sticker says, “I voted for her,” louder than your uncle at Thanksgiving.

  • 👩‍⚖️ Feminist & Fed Up: Perfect for progressive voters, worn-out optimists, and people who don’t have the energy to argue—just stick it and stare.

  • 💻 Durable Vinyl, Unshakeable Truth: Weatherproof, waterproof, and resistant to the tears of those who didn’t vote for her.

  • 🎁 Gift for the Politically Exhausted: Ideal stocking stuffer, protest accessory, or subtle jab in shared workspaces.

What Makes This Great:

It’s loud, clear, and 100% correct. This sticker is for the voters who came prepared, picked the right woman, and now have to live among the consequences of everyone else.

Description:

This sticker is for those of us living in a political dumpster fire but with the moral high ground of having voted correctly. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead—just to remind people you did your part.

Features:

  • 🗳️ Sassy Political Statement: With bold blue tones and a retro splash shape, this sticker says, “I voted for her,” louder than your uncle at Thanksgiving.

  • 👩‍⚖️ Feminist & Fed Up: Perfect for progressive voters, worn-out optimists, and people who don’t have the energy to argue—just stick it and stare.

  • 💻 Durable Vinyl, Unshakeable Truth: Weatherproof, waterproof, and resistant to the tears of those who didn’t vote for her.

  • 🎁 Gift for the Politically Exhausted: Ideal stocking stuffer, protest accessory, or subtle jab in shared workspaces.

What Makes This Great:

It’s loud, clear, and 100% correct. This sticker is for the voters who came prepared, picked the right woman, and now have to live among the consequences of everyone else.

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