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Round blue sticker with red NASA-style swoosh and mental health humor quote. Image 1 of 2
Round blue sticker with red NASA-style swoosh and mental health humor quote.
NASA parody sticker with space background and funny quote about having too many problems. Image 2 of 2
NASA parody sticker with space background and funny quote about having too many problems.
Round blue sticker with red NASA-style swoosh and mental health humor quote.
NASA parody sticker with space background and funny quote about having too many problems.

"Houston - I Have So Many Problems" Sticker

$6.00

Description

This sticker screams “astronaut with a therapist on speed dial.” It’s the perfect intergalactic accessory for when your problems are infinite but your coping skills are still in beta testing.

Features

  • 🚀 Parody NASA design for maximum space sass: This “Houston, I have so many problems” sticker is basically the official badge of mentally unstable astronauts everywhere.

  • 🧠 Perfect for anxious minds and galaxy brains: If your head’s in the stars but your life is firmly crashing into the moon, this sticker gets you

  • 👨‍🚀 Bold, hilarious design that’s instantly relatable: For laptops, water bottles, or any surface that needs a NASA-certified emotional breakdown.

  • 🌌 Witty mental health humor with cosmic flair: Equal parts existential crisis and comedic genius—ideal for fans of satire, science, or spiraling.

What Makes This Great

This sticker is for anyone who’s ever looked at a pile of responsibilities and thought, “Houston, I’m emotionally unqualified for this.” It’s a tiny, adhesive cry for help wrapped in cosmic design and delivered with the grace of a raccoon in a space helmet.

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Description

This sticker screams “astronaut with a therapist on speed dial.” It’s the perfect intergalactic accessory for when your problems are infinite but your coping skills are still in beta testing.

Features

  • 🚀 Parody NASA design for maximum space sass: This “Houston, I have so many problems” sticker is basically the official badge of mentally unstable astronauts everywhere.

  • 🧠 Perfect for anxious minds and galaxy brains: If your head’s in the stars but your life is firmly crashing into the moon, this sticker gets you

  • 👨‍🚀 Bold, hilarious design that’s instantly relatable: For laptops, water bottles, or any surface that needs a NASA-certified emotional breakdown.

  • 🌌 Witty mental health humor with cosmic flair: Equal parts existential crisis and comedic genius—ideal for fans of satire, science, or spiraling.

What Makes This Great

This sticker is for anyone who’s ever looked at a pile of responsibilities and thought, “Houston, I’m emotionally unqualified for this.” It’s a tiny, adhesive cry for help wrapped in cosmic design and delivered with the grace of a raccoon in a space helmet.

Description

This sticker screams “astronaut with a therapist on speed dial.” It’s the perfect intergalactic accessory for when your problems are infinite but your coping skills are still in beta testing.

Features

  • 🚀 Parody NASA design for maximum space sass: This “Houston, I have so many problems” sticker is basically the official badge of mentally unstable astronauts everywhere.

  • 🧠 Perfect for anxious minds and galaxy brains: If your head’s in the stars but your life is firmly crashing into the moon, this sticker gets you

  • 👨‍🚀 Bold, hilarious design that’s instantly relatable: For laptops, water bottles, or any surface that needs a NASA-certified emotional breakdown.

  • 🌌 Witty mental health humor with cosmic flair: Equal parts existential crisis and comedic genius—ideal for fans of satire, science, or spiraling.

What Makes This Great

This sticker is for anyone who’s ever looked at a pile of responsibilities and thought, “Houston, I’m emotionally unqualified for this.” It’s a tiny, adhesive cry for help wrapped in cosmic design and delivered with the grace of a raccoon in a space helmet.

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