Home Is Where the Drugs Are Plate

$70.00

Description

An aggressively charming floral plate that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s brave enough to serve with tea. This vintage-inspired piece pairs traditional porcelain prettiness with a wildly honest declaration: home is where the drugs are. Yes, it’s giving Victorian pharmacy vibes.

Features

  • 🍽️ Ironic decorative plate: Classic rose-trimmed ceramic meets a perfectly deranged sentiment — ideal for walls, shelves, or passive-aggressive dinner parties.

  • 💊 Subversive home decor: It’s what happens when antidepressants meet antiques. A staple for kitchens with strong opinions and stronger prescriptions.

  • 🖋️ Bold typography meets floral chaos: Hand-lettered style text that’s somehow both delightful and deeply concerning. The duality!

  • 💀 Dark humor wall art: Makes an excellent gift for that one friend in therapy who also thrifted their entire apartment.

What Makes This Great

This plate is the decorative equivalent of a nervous laugh in group chat. It’s beautiful, bold, and just slightly alarming — which is exactly the point. The kind of piece that starts conversations and minor interventions.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

Description

An aggressively charming floral plate that says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s brave enough to serve with tea. This vintage-inspired piece pairs traditional porcelain prettiness with a wildly honest declaration: home is where the drugs are. Yes, it’s giving Victorian pharmacy vibes.

Features

  • 🍽️ Ironic decorative plate: Classic rose-trimmed ceramic meets a perfectly deranged sentiment — ideal for walls, shelves, or passive-aggressive dinner parties.

  • 💊 Subversive home decor: It’s what happens when antidepressants meet antiques. A staple for kitchens with strong opinions and stronger prescriptions.

  • 🖋️ Bold typography meets floral chaos: Hand-lettered style text that’s somehow both delightful and deeply concerning. The duality!

  • 💀 Dark humor wall art: Makes an excellent gift for that one friend in therapy who also thrifted their entire apartment.

What Makes This Great

This plate is the decorative equivalent of a nervous laugh in group chat. It’s beautiful, bold, and just slightly alarming — which is exactly the point. The kind of piece that starts conversations and minor interventions.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.