If you’ve ever listened to six straight hours of true crime podcasts and thought, “Honestly, if something happens to me, I hope the hosts really commit to the research,” this card gets you.
Perfect for the friend whose Spotify Wrapped is 93% murder podcasts, questionable survival instincts, and “one more episode before bed.” Equal parts dark humor and pop culture, it’s the kind of card that says, “I know exactly what kind of weirdo you are.”
Card Details
🎙️ Front Message: “If I ever get murdered please make sure that they discuss it on my favorite true crime podcast.”
😂 Humor Style: Dark, dry humor for true crime addicts with impeccable taste.
💜 Modern Design: Bold typography in playful colors inspired by contemporary indie stationery.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own condolences, alibi, or podcast recommendations.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Perfect for true crime podcast fans, murder mystery lovers, best friends, birthdays, everyday laughs, Halloween, coworker gifts, podcast addicts, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone whose algorithm thinks they definitely know too much about serial killers.
Every true crime fan has secretly had this thought—they’ve just never admitted it out loud. This card does the admitting for them. It’s niche enough to feel incredibly personal, funny enough to earn an immediate laugh, and weird enough to end up displayed on a fridge, bulletin board, or podcast-loving friend’s desk long after the occasion has passed.i’m
If you’ve ever listened to six straight hours of true crime podcasts and thought, “Honestly, if something happens to me, I hope the hosts really commit to the research,” this card gets you.
Perfect for the friend whose Spotify Wrapped is 93% murder podcasts, questionable survival instincts, and “one more episode before bed.” Equal parts dark humor and pop culture, it’s the kind of card that says, “I know exactly what kind of weirdo you are.”
Card Details
🎙️ Front Message: “If I ever get murdered please make sure that they discuss it on my favorite true crime podcast.”
😂 Humor Style: Dark, dry humor for true crime addicts with impeccable taste.
💜 Modern Design: Bold typography in playful colors inspired by contemporary indie stationery.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own condolences, alibi, or podcast recommendations.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Perfect for true crime podcast fans, murder mystery lovers, best friends, birthdays, everyday laughs, Halloween, coworker gifts, podcast addicts, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone whose algorithm thinks they definitely know too much about serial killers.
Every true crime fan has secretly had this thought—they’ve just never admitted it out loud. This card does the admitting for them. It’s niche enough to feel incredibly personal, funny enough to earn an immediate laugh, and weird enough to end up displayed on a fridge, bulletin board, or podcast-loving friend’s desk long after the occasion has passed.i’m
