Sure, Aphrodite can get naked on a clamshell and be called a "goddess." But when you try it, suddenly it’s “public indecency” and a lifetime ban from the aquarium. This card is for the divine disaster in your life who deserves a laugh and maybe legal counsel.
♀️ Sarcastic Mythology at Its Finest: Featuring a hand-drawn Aphrodite and punchline-packed text, this card brings ancient art and modern embarrassment together like wine and poor decisions.
📨 Blank Inside for Your Judgy Thoughts: You bring the message—birthday, congratulations, apology for the clamshell incident—it works for all occasions involving laughter and questionable choices.
🎁 Ideal for Art Lovers and Iconic Hot Messes: Perfect for friends who know their Greek goddesses and their local police booking procedures. Museums wish they had this level of drama.
🖨️ Printed on Quality Cardstock: Because if you're going to commit to sarcastic stationery, do it on paper as thick as Aphrodite’s mythological reputation.
Dimensions: Approx. 4” x 2”
Material: Waterproof, UV-resistant vinyl
Finish: Matte
This greeting card is chef’s kiss levels of chaotic brilliance. A divine blend of mythology, public nudity, and aggressive sarcasm—basically the Holy Trinity of great stationery. Because let’s face it, some people were born to be deities... others were born to be escorted out by security.
Sure, Aphrodite can get naked on a clamshell and be called a "goddess." But when you try it, suddenly it’s “public indecency” and a lifetime ban from the aquarium. This card is for the divine disaster in your life who deserves a laugh and maybe legal counsel.
♀️ Sarcastic Mythology at Its Finest: Featuring a hand-drawn Aphrodite and punchline-packed text, this card brings ancient art and modern embarrassment together like wine and poor decisions.
📨 Blank Inside for Your Judgy Thoughts: You bring the message—birthday, congratulations, apology for the clamshell incident—it works for all occasions involving laughter and questionable choices.
🎁 Ideal for Art Lovers and Iconic Hot Messes: Perfect for friends who know their Greek goddesses and their local police booking procedures. Museums wish they had this level of drama.
🖨️ Printed on Quality Cardstock: Because if you're going to commit to sarcastic stationery, do it on paper as thick as Aphrodite’s mythological reputation.
Dimensions: Approx. 4” x 2”
Material: Waterproof, UV-resistant vinyl
Finish: Matte
This greeting card is chef’s kiss levels of chaotic brilliance. A divine blend of mythology, public nudity, and aggressive sarcasm—basically the Holy Trinity of great stationery. Because let’s face it, some people were born to be deities... others were born to be escorted out by security.
