Every January someone announces they're "giving up drinking," and every January someone immediately finds a loophole. This card is for the people who appreciate that kind of commitment to technicalities. Equal parts dry wit and happy hour, it's the perfect greeting card for wine lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, beer aficionados, and anyone whose relationship with alcohol is... let's call it "long-term."
🍷 Front Message: "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."
😂 Humor Style: Dry, sarcastic drinking humor with impeccable timing.
✨ Minimalist Design: Clean typography lets the joke speak for itself.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own toast, roast, or heartfelt message.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope
Birthdays, retirement parties, wine lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, whiskey drinkers, beer lovers, bartenders, coworkers, best friends, Dry January survivors, hostess gifts, white elephant exchanges, or anyone whose hobbies include "just one more."
Because every friend group has someone who confidently announces a life change before immediately negotiating with themselves. This card celebrates that beautiful lack of follow-through with a joke that's clever, relatable, and significantly cheaper than buying everyone another round.
Every January someone announces they're "giving up drinking," and every January someone immediately finds a loophole. This card is for the people who appreciate that kind of commitment to technicalities. Equal parts dry wit and happy hour, it's the perfect greeting card for wine lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, beer aficionados, and anyone whose relationship with alcohol is... let's call it "long-term."
🍷 Front Message: "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."
😂 Humor Style: Dry, sarcastic drinking humor with impeccable timing.
✨ Minimalist Design: Clean typography lets the joke speak for itself.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own toast, roast, or heartfelt message.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope
Birthdays, retirement parties, wine lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, whiskey drinkers, beer lovers, bartenders, coworkers, best friends, Dry January survivors, hostess gifts, white elephant exchanges, or anyone whose hobbies include "just one more."
Because every friend group has someone who confidently announces a life change before immediately negotiating with themselves. This card celebrates that beautiful lack of follow-through with a joke that's clever, relatable, and significantly cheaper than buying everyone another round.
