Every family has that one Christmas story that probably isn't in the Bible. This card imagines another one. Mixing vintage illustration, faux biblical storytelling, and the kind of joke that's guaranteed to earn equal parts laughter and horrified side-eyes, it's made for people who prefer their holiday cards with a little less sentimentality and a lot more personality.
🎄 Front Message: A hilarious faux biblical explanation for why we put an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
😂 Humor Style: Irreverent Christmas humor with vintage-inspired storytelling.
✨ Retro Design: Classic illustration paired with a punchline worthy of holiday dinner.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own festive message—or apology.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Christmas parties, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, holiday hosts, siblings, coworkers, sarcastic friends, family members with a questionable sense of humor, and anyone who thinks Hallmark could stand to loosen up a little.
Because holiday cards have become dangerously wholesome. This one zigzags in the opposite direction with an absurd origin story, vintage charm, and just enough irreverence to make someone laugh before they've even opened the envelope. It won't be everyone's favorite Christmas card—but it'll absolutely be the one everyone remembers.
Every family has that one Christmas story that probably isn't in the Bible. This card imagines another one. Mixing vintage illustration, faux biblical storytelling, and the kind of joke that's guaranteed to earn equal parts laughter and horrified side-eyes, it's made for people who prefer their holiday cards with a little less sentimentality and a lot more personality.
🎄 Front Message: A hilarious faux biblical explanation for why we put an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
😂 Humor Style: Irreverent Christmas humor with vintage-inspired storytelling.
✨ Retro Design: Classic illustration paired with a punchline worthy of holiday dinner.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own festive message—or apology.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Christmas parties, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, holiday hosts, siblings, coworkers, sarcastic friends, family members with a questionable sense of humor, and anyone who thinks Hallmark could stand to loosen up a little.
Because holiday cards have become dangerously wholesome. This one zigzags in the opposite direction with an absurd origin story, vintage charm, and just enough irreverence to make someone laugh before they've even opened the envelope. It won't be everyone's favorite Christmas card—but it'll absolutely be the one everyone remembers.
