A birthday wish list usually includes gift cards, fancy dinners, or maybe a vacation. This one aims a little higher.
Featuring a hilariously ambitious list that somehow includes universal healthcare, equal pay, reproductive freedom, world peace, taxing billionaires, and—because balance is important—a basket of puppies, this card is for the politically engaged friend who manages to make brunch conversations both entertaining and existential.
It’s witty, optimistic, and just self-aware enough to admit that none of this should be controversial.
🎂 Front Message: A birthday wish list featuring everything from universal healthcare and equal pay to world peace, taxing billionaires, and a basket of puppies.
😂 Humor Style: Clever political satire with equal parts optimism and eye-roll.
💙 Modern Design: Bold hand-lettered illustration styled as an oversized birthday gift.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own birthday wishes, policy proposals, or puppy recommendations.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope..
Perfect for birthdays, feminists, progressives, activists, politically engaged friends, social workers, teachers, nonprofit employees, policy nerds, community organizers, and anyone who believes the world could use a little more compassion… and maybe a few more puppies.
Why They’ll Love It
This isn’t a card for someone who wants another scented candle. It’s for the friend who somehow turns every birthday dinner into a conversation about healthcare, voting rights, and whether billionaires really need another tax break. It’s funny because it’s hopeful, relatable because it’s painfully current, and charming enough that even the puppies make the policy list.
A birthday wish list usually includes gift cards, fancy dinners, or maybe a vacation. This one aims a little higher.
Featuring a hilariously ambitious list that somehow includes universal healthcare, equal pay, reproductive freedom, world peace, taxing billionaires, and—because balance is important—a basket of puppies, this card is for the politically engaged friend who manages to make brunch conversations both entertaining and existential.
It’s witty, optimistic, and just self-aware enough to admit that none of this should be controversial.
🎂 Front Message: A birthday wish list featuring everything from universal healthcare and equal pay to world peace, taxing billionaires, and a basket of puppies.
😂 Humor Style: Clever political satire with equal parts optimism and eye-roll.
💙 Modern Design: Bold hand-lettered illustration styled as an oversized birthday gift.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own birthday wishes, policy proposals, or puppy recommendations.
📬 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope..
Perfect for birthdays, feminists, progressives, activists, politically engaged friends, social workers, teachers, nonprofit employees, policy nerds, community organizers, and anyone who believes the world could use a little more compassion… and maybe a few more puppies.
Why They’ll Love It
This isn’t a card for someone who wants another scented candle. It’s for the friend who somehow turns every birthday dinner into a conversation about healthcare, voting rights, and whether billionaires really need another tax break. It’s funny because it’s hopeful, relatable because it’s painfully current, and charming enough that even the puppies make the policy list.
