Eyebrows First, Life Advice Later: The Sticker

$6.00

Description

This sticker is the stylish, profanity-laced manifesto we deserve: never trust life advice from someone with tragic eyebrows. Packed with rainbow flair and sharper wit than a British talk show host, it’s equal parts hilarious, petty, and weirdly empowering.

Features

  • 🌈 Rainbow Typography with Sass: A multicolor sticker so vibrant it practically shouts, “I have opinions, and good brows.” Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotionally fragile notebook

  • 🖕 NSFW Humor Done Right: Let’s be honest—adding a little profanity never hurt anyone. Except, maybe, your uptight coworker. And honestly, that’s a bonus.

  • 💁‍♀️ Judgmental in the Best Way: A quote sticker that calls out bad advice and bad grooming decisions in one glorious swoop.

  • 🎁 Perfect Petty Gift: Ideal for that friend who collects stickers and grudges, or anyone who knows that a good arch means good judgment.

What Makes This Great

This sticker doesn’t just decorate—it educates. In bold, rainbow-tinted clarity, it reminds us all that questionable brows = questionable credibility. Stick it, flaunt it, live it.

Description

This sticker is the stylish, profanity-laced manifesto we deserve: never trust life advice from someone with tragic eyebrows. Packed with rainbow flair and sharper wit than a British talk show host, it’s equal parts hilarious, petty, and weirdly empowering.

Features

  • 🌈 Rainbow Typography with Sass: A multicolor sticker so vibrant it practically shouts, “I have opinions, and good brows.” Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotionally fragile notebook

  • 🖕 NSFW Humor Done Right: Let’s be honest—adding a little profanity never hurt anyone. Except, maybe, your uptight coworker. And honestly, that’s a bonus.

  • 💁‍♀️ Judgmental in the Best Way: A quote sticker that calls out bad advice and bad grooming decisions in one glorious swoop.

  • 🎁 Perfect Petty Gift: Ideal for that friend who collects stickers and grudges, or anyone who knows that a good arch means good judgment.

What Makes This Great

This sticker doesn’t just decorate—it educates. In bold, rainbow-tinted clarity, it reminds us all that questionable brows = questionable credibility. Stick it, flaunt it, live it.