Some people dream of traveling to Mars. Others just want literally anywhere but here. Featuring a bold graphic of the Red Planet and a formal letter to NASA requesting immediate evacuation from Earth, this greeting card is for anyone who's one annoying email away from volunteering for interplanetary relocation.
🚀 Front Message: "Dear NASA... get me THE F*CK OUT OF HERE."
😂 Humor Style: Dry, sarcastic humor for burnt-out adults and professional escapists.
🪐 Modern Design: Minimalist space-inspired artwork with an existential punchline.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own launch instructions, resignation letter, or emotional support.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Coworkers, engineers, scientists, space nerds, office birthdays, graduations, retirement gifts, burnout survivors, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who's ever looked around a Monday morning meeting and thought Mars couldn't possibly be worse.
We've all fantasized about disappearing for a while—this card just happens to file the paperwork. It combines deadpan corporate language with an increasingly relatable desire to leave the planet entirely, making it perfect for anyone whose coping strategy involves sarcasm, dark humor, and occasionally pricing one-way flights to literally anywhere else.
Some people dream of traveling to Mars. Others just want literally anywhere but here. Featuring a bold graphic of the Red Planet and a formal letter to NASA requesting immediate evacuation from Earth, this greeting card is for anyone who's one annoying email away from volunteering for interplanetary relocation.
🚀 Front Message: "Dear NASA... get me THE F*CK OUT OF HERE."
😂 Humor Style: Dry, sarcastic humor for burnt-out adults and professional escapists.
🪐 Modern Design: Minimalist space-inspired artwork with an existential punchline.
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own launch instructions, resignation letter, or emotional support.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.
Coworkers, engineers, scientists, space nerds, office birthdays, graduations, retirement gifts, burnout survivors, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who's ever looked around a Monday morning meeting and thought Mars couldn't possibly be worse.
We've all fantasized about disappearing for a while—this card just happens to file the paperwork. It combines deadpan corporate language with an increasingly relatable desire to leave the planet entirely, making it perfect for anyone whose coping strategy involves sarcasm, dark humor, and occasionally pricing one-way flights to literally anywhere else.
