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Shop Freak in the (Spread)Sheets Sticker
Funny Excel pun sticker reading “Freak in the Sheets” with green spreadsheet background. Image 1 of 2
Funny Excel pun sticker reading “Freak in the Sheets” with green spreadsheet background.
Nerdy spreadsheet sticker with Excel logo and bold joke text for office humor. Image 2 of 2
Nerdy spreadsheet sticker with Excel logo and bold joke text for office humor.
Funny Excel pun sticker reading “Freak in the Sheets” with green spreadsheet background.
Nerdy spreadsheet sticker with Excel logo and bold joke text for office humor.

Freak in the (Spread)Sheets Sticker

$6.00

Description

For those who really excel in bed… with spreadsheets. A perfectly punny sticker for data nerds who know how to format and freak.

Features

  • 📊 Perfect for Excel nerds: If you spend more time in spreadsheets than socializing, this “Freak in the Sheets” sticker was made for you.

  • 😂 Office-appropriate pun humor: Subtle enough for HR to miss, bold enough for your coworkers to envy your spreadsheet swagger.

  • 💻 Stick it to your laptop or water bottle: Durable, vibrant, and built to survive even your most chaotic pivot tables.

  • 🎁 Best gift for data lovers: Great for analysts, accountants, IT folks, or anyone who dreams in conditional formatting.

What Makes This Great

It’s the only kind of freak you can openly be at work—unless your Excel files are that scandalous. Give the spreadsheet fiend in your life something to giggle about.

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Description

For those who really excel in bed… with spreadsheets. A perfectly punny sticker for data nerds who know how to format and freak.

Features

  • 📊 Perfect for Excel nerds: If you spend more time in spreadsheets than socializing, this “Freak in the Sheets” sticker was made for you.

  • 😂 Office-appropriate pun humor: Subtle enough for HR to miss, bold enough for your coworkers to envy your spreadsheet swagger.

  • 💻 Stick it to your laptop or water bottle: Durable, vibrant, and built to survive even your most chaotic pivot tables.

  • 🎁 Best gift for data lovers: Great for analysts, accountants, IT folks, or anyone who dreams in conditional formatting.

What Makes This Great

It’s the only kind of freak you can openly be at work—unless your Excel files are that scandalous. Give the spreadsheet fiend in your life something to giggle about.

Description

For those who really excel in bed… with spreadsheets. A perfectly punny sticker for data nerds who know how to format and freak.

Features

  • 📊 Perfect for Excel nerds: If you spend more time in spreadsheets than socializing, this “Freak in the Sheets” sticker was made for you.

  • 😂 Office-appropriate pun humor: Subtle enough for HR to miss, bold enough for your coworkers to envy your spreadsheet swagger.

  • 💻 Stick it to your laptop or water bottle: Durable, vibrant, and built to survive even your most chaotic pivot tables.

  • 🎁 Best gift for data lovers: Great for analysts, accountants, IT folks, or anyone who dreams in conditional formatting.

What Makes This Great

It’s the only kind of freak you can openly be at work—unless your Excel files are that scandalous. Give the spreadsheet fiend in your life something to giggle about.

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