“Well, F*ck” – The Most Honest Sympathy Card
Description
This is the card you send when everything is going terribly and “thoughts and prayers” feels like a joke. Pairing elegant botanical art with one brutally perfect curse, it's the emotional equivalent of a forehead kiss and a shot of whiskey.
Features
💐 Funny sympathy card: Featuring the phrase “Well, fuck.” in script next to a lily of the valley illustration—this card says what you actually feel.
🖋️ Honest, irreverent tone: Because sometimes, no amount of platitudes can top good old-fashioned swearing and solidarity.
🌿 Delicate meets disaster: Soft, vintage-style florals contrast perfectly with a very modern emotional spiral.
🎁 Perfect for grief, breakups, or general chaos: For when you want to say “I'm here” without sounding like a walking motivational poster.
What Makes This Great
It’s cathartic, it’s real, and it’s beautifully blunt. This card doesn’t sugarcoat. It sugarcoats nothing. And somehow, that’s exactly what makes it comforting.
Description
This is the card you send when everything is going terribly and “thoughts and prayers” feels like a joke. Pairing elegant botanical art with one brutally perfect curse, it's the emotional equivalent of a forehead kiss and a shot of whiskey.
Features
💐 Funny sympathy card: Featuring the phrase “Well, fuck.” in script next to a lily of the valley illustration—this card says what you actually feel.
🖋️ Honest, irreverent tone: Because sometimes, no amount of platitudes can top good old-fashioned swearing and solidarity.
🌿 Delicate meets disaster: Soft, vintage-style florals contrast perfectly with a very modern emotional spiral.
🎁 Perfect for grief, breakups, or general chaos: For when you want to say “I'm here” without sounding like a walking motivational poster.
What Makes This Great
It’s cathartic, it’s real, and it’s beautifully blunt. This card doesn’t sugarcoat. It sugarcoats nothing. And somehow, that’s exactly what makes it comforting.
Description
This is the card you send when everything is going terribly and “thoughts and prayers” feels like a joke. Pairing elegant botanical art with one brutally perfect curse, it's the emotional equivalent of a forehead kiss and a shot of whiskey.
Features
💐 Funny sympathy card: Featuring the phrase “Well, fuck.” in script next to a lily of the valley illustration—this card says what you actually feel.
🖋️ Honest, irreverent tone: Because sometimes, no amount of platitudes can top good old-fashioned swearing and solidarity.
🌿 Delicate meets disaster: Soft, vintage-style florals contrast perfectly with a very modern emotional spiral.
🎁 Perfect for grief, breakups, or general chaos: For when you want to say “I'm here” without sounding like a walking motivational poster.
What Makes This Great
It’s cathartic, it’s real, and it’s beautifully blunt. This card doesn’t sugarcoat. It sugarcoats nothing. And somehow, that’s exactly what makes it comforting.
