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Funny retro pastel sticker reading “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” with cute symbols. Image 1 of 2
Funny retro pastel sticker reading “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” with cute symbols.
Aesthetic mental health awareness sticker with rainbow colors and vintage text. Image 2 of 2
Aesthetic mental health awareness sticker with rainbow colors and vintage text.
Funny retro pastel sticker reading “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” with cute symbols.
Aesthetic mental health awareness sticker with rainbow colors and vintage text.

Crippling Anxiety Club Sticker

$6.00

Description

This “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” sticker is a hilariously relatable badge of honor—retro, rainbow, and ready to panic in style.

Features

  • 🎨 Retro Pastel Design: A vintage-inspired anxiety sticker drenched in cheerful pastels—because panic attacks should at least be on brand.

  • 😂 Funny Mental Health Humor: Proudly claim your place in the anxiety club with a sticker that’s equal parts support and sarcasm.

  • 💪 Durable & Die-Cut: Printed on thick, waterproof vinyl, this anxiety club sticker sticks around longer than your last coping mechanism.

  • 📒 Perfect for Journals, Water Bottles & Laptops: Ideal for anyone who cries in style while sipping from a color-coded Hydro Flask.

What Makes This Great

Because acknowledging your mental health while giggling at it is peak self-awareness. This sticker is your cute little panic partner in adhesive form.

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Description

This “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” sticker is a hilariously relatable badge of honor—retro, rainbow, and ready to panic in style.

Features

  • 🎨 Retro Pastel Design: A vintage-inspired anxiety sticker drenched in cheerful pastels—because panic attacks should at least be on brand.

  • 😂 Funny Mental Health Humor: Proudly claim your place in the anxiety club with a sticker that’s equal parts support and sarcasm.

  • 💪 Durable & Die-Cut: Printed on thick, waterproof vinyl, this anxiety club sticker sticks around longer than your last coping mechanism.

  • 📒 Perfect for Journals, Water Bottles & Laptops: Ideal for anyone who cries in style while sipping from a color-coded Hydro Flask.

What Makes This Great

Because acknowledging your mental health while giggling at it is peak self-awareness. This sticker is your cute little panic partner in adhesive form.

Description

This “Crippling Anxiety Club Member” sticker is a hilariously relatable badge of honor—retro, rainbow, and ready to panic in style.

Features

  • 🎨 Retro Pastel Design: A vintage-inspired anxiety sticker drenched in cheerful pastels—because panic attacks should at least be on brand.

  • 😂 Funny Mental Health Humor: Proudly claim your place in the anxiety club with a sticker that’s equal parts support and sarcasm.

  • 💪 Durable & Die-Cut: Printed on thick, waterproof vinyl, this anxiety club sticker sticks around longer than your last coping mechanism.

  • 📒 Perfect for Journals, Water Bottles & Laptops: Ideal for anyone who cries in style while sipping from a color-coded Hydro Flask.

What Makes This Great

Because acknowledging your mental health while giggling at it is peak self-awareness. This sticker is your cute little panic partner in adhesive form.

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