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Shop "Could A Depressed Person Make This?" Sticker
Whimsical sticker with quirky animal art and darkly humorous self-aware quote. Image 1 of 2
Whimsical sticker with quirky animal art and darkly humorous self-aware quote.
Funny sticker with cartoon bear holding a “Scoot or Die” worm drawing and sarcastic mental health message. Image 2 of 2
Funny sticker with cartoon bear holding a “Scoot or Die” worm drawing and sarcastic mental health message.
Whimsical sticker with quirky animal art and darkly humorous self-aware quote.
Funny sticker with cartoon bear holding a “Scoot or Die” worm drawing and sarcastic mental health message.

"Could A Depressed Person Make This?" Sticker

$6.00

Description

Featuring a worm on a scooter and a bear in a floral top, this sticker answers the age-old question: “Could a depressed person make this?” with a resounding “Yes. And they probably did it at 3AM, fueled by trauma and cold brew.”

Features

  • 🐻 Bear in a floral shirt asking life’s big questions: This charmingly unhinged character is all of us, insisting we’re fine with a masterpiece of worm-on-wheels propaganda.

  • 🛴 Scoot or Die worm art for peak chaotic motivation: The scooter worm is the emotional support mascot you never asked for but deeply relate to—like if anxiety had wheels.

  • 🎨 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or therapy binders: Add it to anything you want to decorate with humor, honesty, and mild existential dread.

  • 🧠 Darkly funny mental health validation: Equal parts self-deprecating humor and emotional resilience. Because if you can’t laugh at your own coping mechanisms, what even is the point?

What Makes This Great

This sticker is basically a tiny, colorful pep talk for the wildly unstable. Equal parts encouragement and emotional chaos, it says, “Yes, I’m spiraling—but I’m doing it creatively.”

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Description

Featuring a worm on a scooter and a bear in a floral top, this sticker answers the age-old question: “Could a depressed person make this?” with a resounding “Yes. And they probably did it at 3AM, fueled by trauma and cold brew.”

Features

  • 🐻 Bear in a floral shirt asking life’s big questions: This charmingly unhinged character is all of us, insisting we’re fine with a masterpiece of worm-on-wheels propaganda.

  • 🛴 Scoot or Die worm art for peak chaotic motivation: The scooter worm is the emotional support mascot you never asked for but deeply relate to—like if anxiety had wheels.

  • 🎨 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or therapy binders: Add it to anything you want to decorate with humor, honesty, and mild existential dread.

  • 🧠 Darkly funny mental health validation: Equal parts self-deprecating humor and emotional resilience. Because if you can’t laugh at your own coping mechanisms, what even is the point?

What Makes This Great

This sticker is basically a tiny, colorful pep talk for the wildly unstable. Equal parts encouragement and emotional chaos, it says, “Yes, I’m spiraling—but I’m doing it creatively.”

Description

Featuring a worm on a scooter and a bear in a floral top, this sticker answers the age-old question: “Could a depressed person make this?” with a resounding “Yes. And they probably did it at 3AM, fueled by trauma and cold brew.”

Features

  • 🐻 Bear in a floral shirt asking life’s big questions: This charmingly unhinged character is all of us, insisting we’re fine with a masterpiece of worm-on-wheels propaganda.

  • 🛴 Scoot or Die worm art for peak chaotic motivation: The scooter worm is the emotional support mascot you never asked for but deeply relate to—like if anxiety had wheels.

  • 🎨 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or therapy binders: Add it to anything you want to decorate with humor, honesty, and mild existential dread.

  • 🧠 Darkly funny mental health validation: Equal parts self-deprecating humor and emotional resilience. Because if you can’t laugh at your own coping mechanisms, what even is the point?

What Makes This Great

This sticker is basically a tiny, colorful pep talk for the wildly unstable. Equal parts encouragement and emotional chaos, it says, “Yes, I’m spiraling—but I’m doing it creatively.”

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