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Sarcastic vinyl sticker for mental health humor lovers, featuring coffee, clouds, and anxious vibes. Image 1 of 2
Sarcastic vinyl sticker for mental health humor lovers, featuring coffee, clouds, and anxious vibes.
Humorous aesthetic sticker reading “Caffeinated and Dissociated” with illustrated cup and rainbow. Image 2 of 2
Humorous aesthetic sticker reading “Caffeinated and Dissociated” with illustrated cup and rainbow.
Sarcastic vinyl sticker for mental health humor lovers, featuring coffee, clouds, and anxious vibes.
Humorous aesthetic sticker reading “Caffeinated and Dissociated” with illustrated cup and rainbow.

Caffination Dissociation Sticker

$5.00

Description

It’s the sticker equivalent of spiraling gracefully. Featuring a rainbow-toting coffee cup and the deadpan truth of modern survival—caffeine-fueled dissociation—this vinyl sticker is ready to emotionally support your laptop, water bottle, or deeply repressed coping mechanisms.

Features

  • ☕ Funny mental health sticker with coffee energy: Perfect for days when you’re three shots of espresso deep and still emotionally buffering.

  • 🌈 Rainbow coffee cup meets anxious brain: That adorable little cup may scream “whimsy,” but the text whispers “my therapist’s on vacation.”

  • 📎 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotional baggage: Slap it somewhere visible to warn others you’re awake but emotionally offlin

  • 🎭 Dark humor meets aesthetic relatability: This neurodivergent humor decal is as colorful as your internal chaos—just way more socially acceptable.What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a beautifully illustrated cry for help disguised as self-aware flair. A daily reminder that you're both highly functional and deeply unwell, but at least you're hydrated.

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Description

It’s the sticker equivalent of spiraling gracefully. Featuring a rainbow-toting coffee cup and the deadpan truth of modern survival—caffeine-fueled dissociation—this vinyl sticker is ready to emotionally support your laptop, water bottle, or deeply repressed coping mechanisms.

Features

  • ☕ Funny mental health sticker with coffee energy: Perfect for days when you’re three shots of espresso deep and still emotionally buffering.

  • 🌈 Rainbow coffee cup meets anxious brain: That adorable little cup may scream “whimsy,” but the text whispers “my therapist’s on vacation.”

  • 📎 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotional baggage: Slap it somewhere visible to warn others you’re awake but emotionally offlin

  • 🎭 Dark humor meets aesthetic relatability: This neurodivergent humor decal is as colorful as your internal chaos—just way more socially acceptable.What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a beautifully illustrated cry for help disguised as self-aware flair. A daily reminder that you're both highly functional and deeply unwell, but at least you're hydrated.

Description

It’s the sticker equivalent of spiraling gracefully. Featuring a rainbow-toting coffee cup and the deadpan truth of modern survival—caffeine-fueled dissociation—this vinyl sticker is ready to emotionally support your laptop, water bottle, or deeply repressed coping mechanisms.

Features

  • ☕ Funny mental health sticker with coffee energy: Perfect for days when you’re three shots of espresso deep and still emotionally buffering.

  • 🌈 Rainbow coffee cup meets anxious brain: That adorable little cup may scream “whimsy,” but the text whispers “my therapist’s on vacation.”

  • 📎 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotional baggage: Slap it somewhere visible to warn others you’re awake but emotionally offlin

  • 🎭 Dark humor meets aesthetic relatability: This neurodivergent humor decal is as colorful as your internal chaos—just way more socially acceptable.What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a beautifully illustrated cry for help disguised as self-aware flair. A daily reminder that you're both highly functional and deeply unwell, but at least you're hydrated.

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