Caffination Dissociation Sticker

$5.00

Description

It’s the sticker equivalent of spiraling gracefully. Featuring a rainbow-toting coffee cup and the deadpan truth of modern survival—caffeine-fueled dissociation—this vinyl sticker is ready to emotionally support your laptop, water bottle, or deeply repressed coping mechanisms.

Features

  • Funny mental health sticker with coffee energy: Perfect for days when you’re three shots of espresso deep and still emotionally buffering.

  • 🌈 Rainbow coffee cup meets anxious brain: That adorable little cup may scream “whimsy,” but the text whispers “my therapist’s on vacation.”

  • 📎 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotional baggage: Slap it somewhere visible to warn others you’re awake but emotionally offlin

  • 🎭 Dark humor meets aesthetic relatability: This neurodivergent humor decal is as colorful as your internal chaos—just way more socially acceptable.What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a beautifully illustrated cry for help disguised as self-aware flair. A daily reminder that you're both highly functional and deeply unwell, but at least you're hydrated.

Description

It’s the sticker equivalent of spiraling gracefully. Featuring a rainbow-toting coffee cup and the deadpan truth of modern survival—caffeine-fueled dissociation—this vinyl sticker is ready to emotionally support your laptop, water bottle, or deeply repressed coping mechanisms.

Features

  • Funny mental health sticker with coffee energy: Perfect for days when you’re three shots of espresso deep and still emotionally buffering.

  • 🌈 Rainbow coffee cup meets anxious brain: That adorable little cup may scream “whimsy,” but the text whispers “my therapist’s on vacation.”

  • 📎 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or emotional baggage: Slap it somewhere visible to warn others you’re awake but emotionally offlin

  • 🎭 Dark humor meets aesthetic relatability: This neurodivergent humor decal is as colorful as your internal chaos—just way more socially acceptable.What Makes This Great

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a beautifully illustrated cry for help disguised as self-aware flair. A daily reminder that you're both highly functional and deeply unwell, but at least you're hydrated.