Equal parts glam and done-with-everyone's-crap, this glittery acrylic keychain says what you're thinking—just prettier. Featuring bold red text and a rose, it's the aesthetic cry for personal space your keys have been missing.
🌹 Sarcastic beauty in glitter form: This “Beautiful and Annoyed” key tag is here to glamorize your mild to moderate rage with a rose and sparkle combo that screams "don’t talk to me unless it’s brunch."
🔑 Retro motel tag style, rebranded for sass: Designed like a classic motel key fob, but instead of room numbers, it offers hard truths and a floral middle finger.
✨ Glitter acrylic that doesn’t quit—even if you have: Durable, shiny, and slightly passive-aggressive—just like you on a Monday.
🎁 Perfect gift for hot people with short fuses: Ideal for friends, coworkers, or yourself—especially if “resting annoyed face” is your default setting.
It’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who looks like a Pinterest board but feels like a customer service meltdown. This keychain doesn’t just hold your keys—it holds your personality, with sparkles.
Equal parts glam and done-with-everyone's-crap, this glittery acrylic keychain says what you're thinking—just prettier. Featuring bold red text and a rose, it's the aesthetic cry for personal space your keys have been missing.
🌹 Sarcastic beauty in glitter form: This “Beautiful and Annoyed” key tag is here to glamorize your mild to moderate rage with a rose and sparkle combo that screams "don’t talk to me unless it’s brunch."
🔑 Retro motel tag style, rebranded for sass: Designed like a classic motel key fob, but instead of room numbers, it offers hard truths and a floral middle finger.
✨ Glitter acrylic that doesn’t quit—even if you have: Durable, shiny, and slightly passive-aggressive—just like you on a Monday.
🎁 Perfect gift for hot people with short fuses: Ideal for friends, coworkers, or yourself—especially if “resting annoyed face” is your default setting.
It’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who looks like a Pinterest board but feels like a customer service meltdown. This keychain doesn’t just hold your keys—it holds your personality, with sparkles.
