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Shop Beautiful and Annoyed Keychain
Funny retro-style key tag with sparkles, red script, and floral design. Image 1 of 2
Funny retro-style key tag with sparkles, red script, and floral design.
Glitter acrylic keychain with red text reading “Beautiful and Annoyed” and a rose illustration. Image 2 of 2
Glitter acrylic keychain with red text reading “Beautiful and Annoyed” and a rose illustration.
Funny retro-style key tag with sparkles, red script, and floral design.
Glitter acrylic keychain with red text reading “Beautiful and Annoyed” and a rose illustration.

Beautiful and Annoyed Keychain

$20.00

Description

Equal parts glam and done-with-everyone's-crap, this glittery acrylic keychain says what you're thinking—just prettier. Featuring bold red text and a rose, it's the aesthetic cry for personal space your keys have been missing.

Features

  • 🌹 Sarcastic beauty in glitter form: This “Beautiful and Annoyed” key tag is here to glamorize your mild to moderate rage with a rose and sparkle combo that screams "don’t talk to me unless it’s brunch."

  • 🔑 Retro motel tag style, rebranded for sass: Designed like a classic motel key fob, but instead of room numbers, it offers hard truths and a floral middle finger.

  • ✨ Glitter acrylic that doesn’t quit—even if you have: Durable, shiny, and slightly passive-aggressive—just like you on a Monday.

  • 🎁 Perfect gift for hot people with short fuses: Ideal for friends, coworkers, or yourself—especially if “resting annoyed face” is your default setting.

What Makes This Great

It’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who looks like a Pinterest board but feels like a customer service meltdown. This keychain doesn’t just hold your keys—it holds your personality, with sparkles.

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Description

Equal parts glam and done-with-everyone's-crap, this glittery acrylic keychain says what you're thinking—just prettier. Featuring bold red text and a rose, it's the aesthetic cry for personal space your keys have been missing.

Features

  • 🌹 Sarcastic beauty in glitter form: This “Beautiful and Annoyed” key tag is here to glamorize your mild to moderate rage with a rose and sparkle combo that screams "don’t talk to me unless it’s brunch."

  • 🔑 Retro motel tag style, rebranded for sass: Designed like a classic motel key fob, but instead of room numbers, it offers hard truths and a floral middle finger.

  • ✨ Glitter acrylic that doesn’t quit—even if you have: Durable, shiny, and slightly passive-aggressive—just like you on a Monday.

  • 🎁 Perfect gift for hot people with short fuses: Ideal for friends, coworkers, or yourself—especially if “resting annoyed face” is your default setting.

What Makes This Great

It’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who looks like a Pinterest board but feels like a customer service meltdown. This keychain doesn’t just hold your keys—it holds your personality, with sparkles.

Description

Equal parts glam and done-with-everyone's-crap, this glittery acrylic keychain says what you're thinking—just prettier. Featuring bold red text and a rose, it's the aesthetic cry for personal space your keys have been missing.

Features

  • 🌹 Sarcastic beauty in glitter form: This “Beautiful and Annoyed” key tag is here to glamorize your mild to moderate rage with a rose and sparkle combo that screams "don’t talk to me unless it’s brunch."

  • 🔑 Retro motel tag style, rebranded for sass: Designed like a classic motel key fob, but instead of room numbers, it offers hard truths and a floral middle finger.

  • ✨ Glitter acrylic that doesn’t quit—even if you have: Durable, shiny, and slightly passive-aggressive—just like you on a Monday.

  • 🎁 Perfect gift for hot people with short fuses: Ideal for friends, coworkers, or yourself—especially if “resting annoyed face” is your default setting.

What Makes This Great

It’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who looks like a Pinterest board but feels like a customer service meltdown. This keychain doesn’t just hold your keys—it holds your personality, with sparkles.

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