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Shop Sleepy and Cute Retro Sticker
Retro-style sticker with colorful flowers and the quote “Awkward in the Streets, Asleep in the Sheets.” Image 1 of 2
Retro-style sticker with colorful flowers and the quote “Awkward in the Streets, Asleep in the Sheets.”
Funny 70s font vinyl sticker in purple, pink, and yellow with a quirky personality quote. Image 2 of 2
Funny 70s font vinyl sticker in purple, pink, and yellow with a quirky personality quote.
Retro-style sticker with colorful flowers and the quote “Awkward in the Streets, Asleep in the Sheets.”
Funny 70s font vinyl sticker in purple, pink, and yellow with a quirky personality quote.

Sleepy and Cute Retro Sticker

$6.00

Description

Introverts, unite (quietly, and only briefly). This groovy sticker combines flower power charm with sleepover-level honesty. It’s awkward, it’s sleepy—it’s basically a personality type.

Features

  • 💤 Funny introvert aesthetic: Declares your social strategy (awkwardness) and your passion (naps) with colorful confidence.

  • 🌼 Retro flower power design: ’70s-style bubble font and cheerful floral details scream “I'm cute, leave me alone.”

  • 💬 Perfect for laptops, mirrors, or nap zones: Stick it anywhere you want to express your weird little truth.

  • 🎨 Durable, weatherproof vinyl: Whether you’re out in the world or curled up in bed, this sticker can handle it better than your social battery can.

What Makes This Great

It’s peak introvert-core. Loud in color, low effort in life. A sticker that says “I’m not here for a good time or a long time—I’m here for a nap.”

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Description

Introverts, unite (quietly, and only briefly). This groovy sticker combines flower power charm with sleepover-level honesty. It’s awkward, it’s sleepy—it’s basically a personality type.

Features

  • 💤 Funny introvert aesthetic: Declares your social strategy (awkwardness) and your passion (naps) with colorful confidence.

  • 🌼 Retro flower power design: ’70s-style bubble font and cheerful floral details scream “I'm cute, leave me alone.”

  • 💬 Perfect for laptops, mirrors, or nap zones: Stick it anywhere you want to express your weird little truth.

  • 🎨 Durable, weatherproof vinyl: Whether you’re out in the world or curled up in bed, this sticker can handle it better than your social battery can.

What Makes This Great

It’s peak introvert-core. Loud in color, low effort in life. A sticker that says “I’m not here for a good time or a long time—I’m here for a nap.”

Description

Introverts, unite (quietly, and only briefly). This groovy sticker combines flower power charm with sleepover-level honesty. It’s awkward, it’s sleepy—it’s basically a personality type.

Features

  • 💤 Funny introvert aesthetic: Declares your social strategy (awkwardness) and your passion (naps) with colorful confidence.

  • 🌼 Retro flower power design: ’70s-style bubble font and cheerful floral details scream “I'm cute, leave me alone.”

  • 💬 Perfect for laptops, mirrors, or nap zones: Stick it anywhere you want to express your weird little truth.

  • 🎨 Durable, weatherproof vinyl: Whether you’re out in the world or curled up in bed, this sticker can handle it better than your social battery can.

What Makes This Great

It’s peak introvert-core. Loud in color, low effort in life. A sticker that says “I’m not here for a good time or a long time—I’m here for a nap.”

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